In all the excitement of my criminal sleep-surfing activities, I completely forgot to write down what I did today.
That was a bad introduction, it gives the impression that I did alot today, but in actual fact very little happend.
EMERGENCY NOTICE! I have come across this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=90806&item=4954972000&rd=1
I am nothing without this pink novelty watch with sparkly diamanties on it, but it cost £10.00 to post to England! Can you believe it? I am outraged. What am I going to do?
I know what I am going to do. I am going to steal my mom's credit card, and use it to buy my watch! Then we will all win!
But then she will see the bill at the end of the month, and my plan will be foiled. Gah. How unfair, the watch would totally set off my outfit perfectly! Well you can't have everything I suppose. *prods pink woven friendship bracelet angrilly*
Life is so unfair.
My brother is bullying his friend into buying an X-box RIGHT NOW. HE is not even being discreet. He is telling him to buy it so that he, my brother, can play on it! Bet it will work. If not he will get one somehow. He has contacts.
I want that watch, but I shan't get it, it just isn't going to happen. I shouldn't even be on E-bay! It's too tempting, and nothing on there is likely to ever become mine. Unless Riaz buys it and gives it to me once he has played with it.
I doubt that is going to happen
I should stop looking on e-bay at all, what is the point of deluding myselt? But I must search on, why? Because UE is boring and I have nothing better to do.
I am looking at several sites right now, and one is on hieroglyphs, they are so complicated, it must be really difficult to translate them, unless you understand it yourself. It would be totally awsome if I could by some stroke of genius just look at them and click, but seeing as nothing about me is genius, I don't see that happening any time soon.
I thought about abandoning my quest for hieroglyphs, and learning something decent instead, but I think perhapsI should just look at my thoughts from another direction. Instead of thinking about hieroglyphs, I should just look at Eygpt. It's a topic, could be a good one. I wouldn't know I haven't studied it.
I don't suppose you have a clue what I am talking about. Well basically I thought I ought to use my internet time to look at something decent, so you know, like learn something. I don't really think that is going to happen. Even whenI am so bored I could throw rocks at my friends, learning things is a greater evil.
I am sure my friends would understand
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Hi, it's Caitlin (InJustice) from the asoue boards. I've come to comment about your rant! Sounds like you had an interesting day; contemplating stealing, decoding hieroglyphics, throwing blunt objects at your friends. I wish I had as interesting a life as you seem to have. :)
Hehe, I am glad my blog amused you! It's what it's here for anyway. :P
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