The Truth about AMERICA

Another day at school!
I had such an awesome conversation with the Dilster yesterday, it was so funny. Probably one that will go down in history and that we will talk about for many years to come.
We started to wonder what we actually liked about UE, I mean the people suck, the threads suck and yet we go back everyday. I guess it’s because we still have some friends there, and we still have a couple of threads that we always post in.
Get this, she says I am popular on UE! Hah. If anyone’s popular it’s her. I mean everyone respects her, and when she says something they always listen. I bet she’s really really smart. I mean obviously, but even smarter than that, she has such cool hobbies! Imagine, Curling! I’ve never tried it myself, but I’m sure it would be fun. We decided to try and have another convesation today, and hopefully the day after. Maybe even everyday this week!
She is the only person I can have a proper conversation with, Laura’s great and all, but on audio she kinda freezes up. The only other person I know who has a mic is Luke, and the conversation tends to fall apart.
If nothing else, I should at least become well learnt in the arts of Americans. I found out all about nickels, dimes and quarters. I also discovered that in America you only have three years of high school, freshman, sophomore, and junior. A lot of things finally make sense. Like the Meg Cabot books for one thing.
Dillums has the best accent, it’s so awesome, I’m totally jealous. Mine sounds rubbish next to hers. It’s all plain and dull, not even a little posh to give it some life, not like Luke’s. He is a little poser, I asked him for some pictures, and his pout was probably on par, if not better than Mementos. And that is something.
Anyway, then I tried to join the ugly club, and they wouldn’t let me. Fair enough, I guess I’m not ugly, but that’s no reason to keep me out of a club! And Then Luke had the audacity to say "She knows she’s not ugly, she just likes the compliments" Can you believe him!! Terrible. Terrible.
I pointed out that he likes posing so much more than me, and that he forced me to tell him how much better his hair was than mats, and then how much better it was to Kat. If that isn’t being conceited I don’t know what is.
I did my history essay in record timing, despite certain people distracting me. Shakes fist
Anyway, I managed to get it done in like, quarter of an hour, in time for me to go to bed at 11. Of course Rob had other plans. I was all in my pjs, and ready to get into bed, when my phone rings and of course, Bob doesn’t want me to sleep. He wants me to be awake all the time forever and ever and ever and then for a bit longer.
We worked on my accent a bit, until I eventually begged him to let me go to sleep. Thankfully he went to sleep too and all was well.
Until I had to wake up 6 hours later. And Silly silly minal forgot my history essay, which my stupid printer refused to print for reasons unknown. Anyway, I had to go on the computer and put it on my floppy. All very traumatic may I add.
I gave my essay to Zareen so she can do hers. I don’t know what that girl would do without me. Just as well she doesn’t have to. Anyway, if she doesn’t give it back I will be so mad I may just explode. It’s definitely a possibility.
Minal’s freaking out a tad because she was meant to do something for RE and can’t find it, she’s on my right. On my left are loads of people doing their ICT coursework. I really should make a start on that….
The mysteries of America have begun to unravel.