A Messy Break-Up

(22:45:11) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: you're breaking up with me aren't you?
(22:45:14) Sarizard: ahhahah
(22:45:17) Sarizard: I'm sorry it's just not working
(22:45:21) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: :'O
(22:45:22) Sarizard: I'm a free spirit baby
(22:45:25) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: NOOOOO!
(22:45:26) Sarizard: I can't be tied down like this
(22:45:30) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: *sobs*
(22:45:42) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: *eats chocolate*
(22:45:52) Sarizard: I'm sorry...but did you really think it was going to work? You're a librarian, I'm a person who pretends to shop for jam
(22:45:59) Sarizard: we're really just like romeo and juliet
(22:46:01) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: HAHAHAHAHA
(22:46:10) Sarizard: can't you see the modern day parallels?
(22:46:11) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: I mean... *sobsob*
(22:46:25) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: so... that's it then?
(22:46:27) Sarizard: ahahh
(22:46:27) Sarizard: um
(22:46:29) Sarizard: sorry
(22:46:34) Sarizard: Can't get any coherent thoughts out right now
(22:46:38) Sarizard: *Breaths*
(22:46:39) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: FINE
(22:46:45) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: *tears up your letter*
(22:46:47) Sarizard: NOOO
(22:46:50) Sarizard: but
(22:46:53) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: >:\
(22:46:56) Sarizard: can I have custody of Hazelyn?
(22:47:02) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: NO!
(22:47:04) Sarizard: dammmn
(22:47:10) Sarizard: thought it ws worth it to ask
(22:47:11) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: you'll feed her imaginary jam. I know you will.
(22:47:25) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: and she only likes MY cooking anyway.
(22:48:01) Sarizard: can you take Olive?
(22:48:27) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: I'm not sure crackers would like the competition...
(22:48:33) Sarizard: Gaaaah
(22:48:34) nevermore301@yahoo.com*9mil: although crackers and olives make a lovely snack...
(22:48:41) Sarizard: this break up is not working out favourably for me
(22:48:58) Sarizard: and I'll lose my friends and family discount on...library books..