The Very Secret Diary

Transcript of a conversation between myself and the Lovely Megz.

Bad Poppet says:
oh dear me! I Shall posess you! muahah now I have your legs
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
no. . . i won't . . let you. . . riddle. . .
Bad Poppet says:
Of course you wont, now be a dear and go kill Harry
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
not him! . . . please. . . i . . .hate you. . . harry. . . is . . . the best. He'll give me. . . more. . . satisfaction. . . than . . . you could . . . ever. . . give!
Bad Poppet says:
But how will he do that, if you're dead? Don't worry, the two of you will be reunited in death.
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
if i. . . could . . . i . . . would . . . shag YOU . . . to. . . DEATH. . .
Bad Poppet says:
*falls on face* Well that could certainly be arranged...we do have some spare time while we wait for Potter...
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
excel. . . lent . . . you have . . my . . . hands. . . make good. . . use of. . .them


God Megz is hillarious.