A conversation with my mother

Sarah: Heyyyyy Mum.
Mum: Why are you wearing those ears?
Sarah: *strokes cat ears* What's wrong with them?
Mum: You're wearing them all the time now.
Sarah: Yes...
Mum: But why?
Sarah: Because I like them...
Mum: But...do you want to be a cat?
Sarah: Well cats ARE pretty cool...
Mum: I am not happy about this.