Icha Icha Paradise

Typinggggg like there's no tomorrow...typing up a storm, oh look olive just came in to the room, hey olive, you rock. Even though you're just a cat and you don't listen to music and you've never been to a concert. i didn't mean it like that and you know it.
So right, I should be soooo revising, Chemistry yeah, cause I have this module test in january and you know what? I KNOW NOTHING. I mean this one time, I read that benzene had three delocalised pi bonds...then I became so disgusted with life I went upstairs to see if I could hang myself. Well I didn't, but I wanted to see if there was any where that I could have hung myself. Cause I heard that if you actually wanted to kill yourself you might find it harder than you thought, what with lack of beams, throwing up after ODing, it's all pretty tough.

Oh, I had this Cambridge interview the other day and my god I messed it up. It was SO BAD I would have done anything and I mean anything to have just not been there. To have been ANYWHERE ELSE. It's a bit scary to think like that..

Man it's raining, it's been raining all night and now it's still raining! England is a wet place to live in, you know. Oh check this, olive has turned her back on me. SHE TURNED HER BACK ON ME? she thinks she's too good well I'll show her. Wth this...rubber. *throws rubber* crap I missed. Damn.

I've been wondering...what noise does a moose make? I want to say "mook" but I dont think that's right..."mook" don't seem like a noise than an animal could make.

I think I have fat cheeks. Like...a ...hamster! Yeah, what if people notice my fat cheeks and call me a hamster? I could cut the cheeks off...but I don't want to do that !!! I think I like having fat cheeks. I'm not entirely certain but that's because I'm so fickle. I've been practicing sucking my cheeks in so that I look like I have a thin face but that makes me look constipated and it's better to look like a hamster than constipated. Actually it makes me look like a starved, constipated hamster. I dont know what's going on but I think I see hamsters when I look in the mirror and I'm SURE that's not what's supposed to happen right? RIGHT?

Urg, chemistryyyy...it's so boring, all all the weird things you have to learn..I don't know how Mohan and Nicola learn all this crappp. Yeah well, I can learn crap just like everyone else. DAMN STRAIGHT, they're not leaving me behind. I'll show them that I'm not a moron..they keep calling me a moron. Actually just Mohan but I think that's just an inferiority complex because she's aware that I'm just so clever brilliant and beeeeaaautiful. Yeah, I think she's crushing on me. Can't blame her, I AM gorgeous. But she's so not my type. She should go crush on Vicky. Haha, as though Vicky would be up for that. She'd freak out so fast...

My mum bought me these dried fruit things, well I asked her to because they looked pretty, but now she's all "they were really expensive." it's like...sultanas and cranberries. It's pretty yummy I guess, but then after a while it makes your mouth feel reallllly weird, like it's numb or something...and your tongue goes all dry and shit. It's a bit strange. So I just eat little bits at a time.

Speaking of my eating habits, I've learned to unpeel an orange so that you just get one longgggg spiral of peel. Hell yes. That takes skilllllz.. Maaaaan I should study...but I reallly don't want to...Studying is so troublesome, hehe.

Laterzzz