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Hey Booies! I am calling you all booies from now on. It is pronounced Boo-ees. For the silly, yes megz, I am looking at you.

Sixth form seems really cool. I was so thrilled to see all of my friends on Wednesday, some for the first time in over two months, because I'm not a social bunny. I was pretty hyper for mostly all day long. We have a new uniform, it's like, suit jacket, black trousers, white top. I was wearing a shirt and a black sweater vest with my mary janes, and I didn't think it looked bad at all! I couldn't be bothered with having to decide what to wear everyday anyway, and it makes me feel a bit grown up, tee hee.

I assaulted a few years sevens, in a "oh my gosh you are so cute and you are so lucky to have seven years of highschool ahead of you," way, but unfortunately I got a bit out of control, and started pulling their hair and poking them until their form tutor was like "what's going on there?" and I made a hasty retreat.

The years sevens are not as cute as they used to be, but that's ok, because I'm even cuter than I was last year.

Oh my gosh, I just ate an entire aftereight in one bite. It's shocking really.

I love free periods, I know it's silly, and it'll wear off really soon, but for now, it's great. Firstly I'm doing Chemistry, Biology, French and History, which are subjects I love so every period is a good period, and then I get frees in between!

I fixed my volunteering at MY LOCAL HOSPITAL for once a fornight, 3-5.30 on ward seven, starting two weeks today, and then I'll do the settlement shop on Saturday, so I'll be a busy bunny, but at least it'll make my UCAS good, and I really do enjoy doing the work, you know, you've got to work to feed the soul. I'm not just doing it for the UCAS points. I haven't gotten myself a proper job yet, but I don't really think I have time. This year I want to go for Head of Islamic society, because it's got to be a year twelve, and I'm the only year twelve who actually went to IS at all.

The new sixth formers are pretty cool, it's nice when people ask you what you get, and you can be proud of your results, and it makes me want to work even harder which is horrid, because today and yesterday were inductions and we haven't really had any lessons! Inductions and pep talks just kill me, because I don't like *talking* about things, I like *doing* them, so when they are saying, "You really have to work hard this year," I'm thinking, well I could be working right now if you weren't talking.

I've made a few poppets, Luke's, Yax's, Nevvie's and I'm working on Rob's. Remember that if anyone wants a poppet, just email me, or leave a message on my blog and I'll get back to you. My friend Kim says she'd like a bear one, which would basically mean a dot for a tail, round ears and hands and a round bit on the tummy. I think I'll do it and take a picture. Also, for people making orders now, the price of poppets has gone up, because I don't have as much time to make them now. Mini poppets are not being sold right now, because they are so time consumming. Regular poppets are £2.00+, the plus being any money you want to give me because you're lovely.

I've had "Frontier Psychiatry" running through my head for a few days now, it's on my blog having replaced "Kiss me" because that wasn't working, and it was getting a bit old really.

Today in last period, we had to spider diagram presentations, and one of my friends did "Guys we see on tv and think are hot," luckily Tom Felton was on there, else I'd have had to make some serious complaints.

I've lost a bit of weight, I'm not sure if it's something to do with my diet or I was nervous or something, but I'm pleased cause I like to know I can gorge and not get fat.

The only down side of today was that we had to write down our ambitions, and I am pretty much ambitionless, and I things I do want to do, I don't think I'll be able to do, and I don't really like to envision a future for myself, because I don't think it will be that great. Lesigh.

Hey to Lottie, if you read this, link Meag to my blog, incase she doesn't have it, and everyone comment so I know you still love me. :)

OH OH OH and letters, I have written Lottie and Jess, but I have yet to do Melissa, and Yas. Yas is tonight, do not worry m'dear. I have not forsaken thou.

"can you think of anything that talks? that isn't a person?"

Sniff Sniff

Oh I love you all And I miss you, already, even though I only just signed out.

xxxxx

I'm back kiddies!

Oh I love you tiddlies, I come back, and look on my blog, and think zomg, ten comments! I am loved! Then I look, and it's a little banter between minal and Kat, followed by Jessica not really being able to spell. AH WELL. Y'all are still my homies.

Croatia was awesome, that was the first holiday I've been on in ages that I actually enjoyed. The really bad news is that I didnt' do any of my holiday homework and now I have to fit it into the next three days. Oh well. I am too lovely to have to do homework, surely there is a law?

The entirity of yesterday was spent travelling. First, we went by coach from our resort to the airport, one hour. Then at the airport, which was tiny they made us wait for ages, three hours. Then on the plane, we had the coolest pilot ever, I am going to be a pilot, it took two hours. When we arrived in Gatwick, there was the usual, blah blah waiting for luggage and then just waiting thing which was another hour. By the time we got to the exit, we'd missed our coach, so we booked onto the next one, which would be in two hours. We hung around the airport for the allocated time, and I bought a spiderman comic, it had a poster of spiderman and wolverine andI shall totally put it on my wall. Anyway, I was annoyed that I hadn't got my phone else I would have just texted and texted and so on and so forth. I read Lolita for a bit, and then we got in the coach which took...WAIT FOR IT, five hours. Oh a great five hours it was.

My brother told me a story about his friend, Gravity Ray, who is really fat, and people keep getting caught in his orbit. He says that this is a problem when going through doors.

I still have a cough, it's shocking just shocking. I am missing you all booies..I do not know why I called you booies. Anyway, KUDOS MINAL, on how evermany Astars you got, but no one knows what splashy got, it's a big fat secret.

Jess! Thanks for the necklace, it's lovely, I've wanted one like that for AGES.

Has everyone seen pictures of Yasamin and MooHa? And Matt and his as yet unnamed poppet? Here's Matt
And Here's Yas

Aren't they great? And The Sarah Puppet has been on adventures! All around London and Leeds I say! Thrilling! Here she is dancing

SCHOOL IS SOON...whooooooooaaa FREAK OUT

ZOMG

I did Good!

Do you Poppet?

Oh wow, poppets are the sensation that's sweeping the nation! I'm going to make a black and white one for the Mattster! Also, I have manged to sew the bodies on the sewing machine!
Lottie has recieved hers and she likes it! I am going to make Matt a keyring, with any luck.

In bad news, the stupid post office now makes sending a poppet, although it weighs like, nothing, £1! So the price of a posted Poppet rises to £1.50 unless you are lovely and want to contribute to my cause. Like Matt. He is the poppeteer of the week.

Anyway, so do what Lulu says, take pictures of yourselves with your poppets and put them as your display pictures!

I wanted to show a picture of a new poppet I made with like, zomg proper eyes and inner ears, but my camera is being a bitch. OH WELL.

YAY

How I became an internet Poppet Dealer, By Sarah Murano

Hello! I am thrilled that my Poppets are going down a treat, so thrilled that I went to hobby craft to buy felt in bulk! Luckily it was quite cheap, and I might start to make a profit! Which I really ought to, because it's difficult to make these things!

I bought quite a few new colours, and I have a couple of poppets still to process. I've decided to charge £1 per poppet, but if you contribute to my cause by giving significantly more, (50p) then I shall make you a mini poppet!

You may have noticed the green and red sparkly felt on the left. It's specially for Christmas Poppets. I am making one for Lulu, feel free to place orders, but money would really be apprecaited, as the sparkly felt is more expensive.

Have you all seen the mini poppets? Remember that mini poppets cost only 50pence!

I'm thinking about putting mini poppets on keyrings, what do you all think? I think they would be quite cute actually. But it would make them a little more dear. Maybe 70p? I am setting up a a paypal account so that people can give me money that way! I have a couple of orders which still need processing. I'm trying to do one order a day, maybe do Levi's tomorrow and Frick's on Saturday. And post them both on saturday. And I have Kiera's to do but I don't have to post it to her. And then I want to do Lulu's and Matt's, although neither of them have expressed any thoughts about giving me money, nor has Matt told me what he wants me to do for him...

On your left, you can see a selection of colours, from right to left they are, purple, pink, white maroon, tan, red and black. Those are the current colours taht I have in stock, as well as dark blue which I seem to have left out for unknown reasons. Anyway, feel free to order poppets in any of those colours.

I've got a lot of pink and white material, so if anyone is interested in having a mini poppet in those colours, it's on offer, and it'll only cost 40 pence, although contributions are always always welcome.

Do you know what Levi said earlier?

Poppets will one day rule the world

I hope she is right! Well not about the ruling, but about people liking poppets.

Oh, and this is Lottie's poppet. It has an extra long tail, and I shall send it tomozzy, mozzy.

Loves and Raspberries

Oh my gosh, she's creating!

So I was going to introduce Baby Poppet

And then ask if anyone was interested in having her sent to them, seeing as I gave the firsto ne to a baby, sent the second one to Hirah, it would only make sense to give the third one away as well. But Baby Poppet has been snapped up by Laura, so she is not up for auction. Because Laura is my friend, I am not charging her, but I should, because it costs me £1 to manufacture a poppet and then 50p for postage. I should put them on Ebay and make you all buy them.

Anyway, Baby Poppet is in Pink and White. She is especially curvy, so perfect for wrapping your hand around. She's quite squigy and smaller than usual. She has no tail and pointy fins.

Isn't she lovely?

Introducing

The Actual, one and only, Bad Poppet.I am going to send him to Hirah.

UPDATE!

In recent news, I gave Poppet to a baby, but don't worry, I have gotten materials to make three more poppets! THE POPPETS SHALL TRIUMPH.

Raspberry Heaven

This is my toy! I made it myself. I am calling it Bad Poppet. I MADE IT MYSELF.

Emmm Ess Ennning

Isn't Carl a solitaire whore!? We play like, three games in a row. It's shocking. But you know what's even more shocking? Matt is a huge solitaire whore, but I never realised!

Anyway, had a long conversation about buses to Lottie on the phone, posted something to Nevvie and replied to Yasamin's letter. Everything is good


Except the EVIL orthodontist gave me horribly tight braces which shall kill me dead.

Has she fainted? - Perfection

Cough cough cough.

I have a little cough, in my little chest, and every time I cough it leaves a little pain, cough cough cough, there it goes again.

Anyway, now that you all are aware that I have a cough, onto more important things!

My hair is being huge. It's really quite upsetting. I should try and iron it or something, but I cannot be bothered, it shall have to remain as a huge black cloud around my head.

My new word is Riddlelicious, which is obviously awesome, and everyone thinks so. Laura has been reading a very strange fic these last few days and there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that it is NC-17, tut tut. Some people.

Laura doesn't blog anymore, did you know? It's shocking, she's a whore isn't she? If she blogged more maybe I wouldn't have had to get rid of her blog from the list on the side!

Everyone should look at the new blogs by the way. We've got a new generation of bloggers.

My mum wants me to go to Bham centre in a minute, so I'll just put these nature pictures up. I took them yesterday because I'm arty.

I wanted this to be a longer entry but I don't really think it will be.
Has anyone seen Megz? I know she wasn't on yesterday and that's hardly anything to get in a tizz about, and she may have been online but I can't remember, but still. And she hasn't updated her Msnspace. Megz is the only exception to the All the cool kids are on blogspot rule. Because she's a very cool kid.

I ate like, two necterines yesterday, and then I ate lots of cookies. Shocking.

There's a fair on Sunday at a park, so I'm going to go, and I've invited Hirah so hopefully she'll come too! It'll be swell.

I'm writing a story for my friend Blair from summer camp, but it's difficult. Writing is hard. Did everyone read that Hagrid story that my brother wrote? If not I'll post it here.


hagrid called the telephone man

"'ello? Is 'agrid."

"Hello hagrid."

Hagrid say : "You want window?, I got window, two window."

"Oh, I see, am I on the phone?"

Hagrid was confused.

"You want window? I got two window, window one? Window one very big."



it's very deep isn't it?

Did everyone hear about Bad Poppet? A very bad poppet indeed.

Here's a must read story, it's not quite Tom/Ginny, but it's certainly worth a gander. And I know it's in the restricted section so you have to sign up and pretend that you're 20, but it really is worth it. And signing up only takes two ticks.

Tom teaches Ginny about the Birds and the Bees

One of the most important things in life, is to know what your favourite Harry Potter Ship is. It certainly is the biggest window to the soul. And never ever speak to anyone who says that it's Harry/Ginny, likewise to people who just look at you like you're mad. They weren't worth you're time anyway.

Three weeks to GCSEs I'm not obsessed at all.

Remember

All the cool kids are on blogspot

The Very Secret Diary

Transcript of a conversation between myself and the Lovely Megz.

Bad Poppet says:
oh dear me! I Shall posess you! muahah now I have your legs
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
no. . . i won't . . let you. . . riddle. . .
Bad Poppet says:
Of course you wont, now be a dear and go kill Harry
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
not him! . . . please. . . i . . .hate you. . . harry. . . is . . . the best. He'll give me. . . more. . . satisfaction. . . than . . . you could . . . ever. . . give!
Bad Poppet says:
But how will he do that, if you're dead? Don't worry, the two of you will be reunited in death.
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
if i. . . could . . . i . . . would . . . shag YOU . . . to. . . DEATH. . .
Bad Poppet says:
*falls on face* Well that could certainly be arranged...we do have some spare time while we wait for Potter...
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
excel. . . lent . . . you have . . my . . . hands. . . make good. . . use of. . .them


God Megz is hillarious.

Relax, fix yourself a Parissa

I am trying very hard not to be sarcastic, honestly I am. But it's so much fun, and people are soooo dim.

Tom/Ginny has got to be the most delicious pairing ever invented, and Laura thinks I'm insane, but I am most certainly not. Surely relying on dreams is the most sensible thing one can do in this day and age?

Anyway, I have a cough. The hospital thing went well, I don't think there is very much to say really.

I've finally gotten up to date with my correspondances, so hopefully I can continue like that.

TopSip

Lady Darkness

Ho hum, I've been reading this fantastic fic, called "Lady Darkness" which is very good. Laura and Megz are both reading it, but Megz is very upset by it, as Remus gets poisoned. And also there is no maraudercest, which we all know that Megz lives for.
Anyway, I haven't got much to say.
The ue meet...well I'm glad I didn't go. Suffice to say I really wouldn't have fitted in and I am rethinking the idea of meeting anyone from the internet..god I'm such a prude.
I'm also trying to tone down the way I act on the internet, and act more like myself.
Melissa, Luke and I are going to organise a totally prudish ue meet, where there is no hand holding, just hand shaking, and we all talk about the weather, while sipping non-alcohol champange. We shall have to be careful that our hands do not touch.

I'm feeling a bit.."uhmg" right now, luckily I have the Lovely Megz, the Amazing Meag and the Beautiful Jessica to talk to.

PEACE OUT DOODS

Lets do the time warp again!

Do you know, last week on the camp thing, on the last day they had a disco and everyone was doing the time warp, but I , having never seen the Rocky Horror Show, did not know how to do the time warp! Well, when I got home, I made it my mission to learn now.


It's just a jump to the left,
and a step to the riiiight
You put your hands on your hips,
and pull you knees in tiiight
And it's the pelvic thruuuust,
that really drives you in sa ay ay ay ayne
Lets do the time warp again!
Lets do the time warp again!

Golly gee whizz is that fun! I was watching videos on Youtube and now I am almost step perfect. Last night I was doing it on webcam with Mal, it was super duper! I might even do it again tonight.

I have devised a strategy in which I eat my breakfast twice a day, once before I go to bed, and once when I wake up, thuswise making sure that I put on some weight! I know it's wonderful. I got my inspiration from the "Drop a Jeans Size" thing, and I figure that if I twisted it around, it should help me to gain a jean size. I also need to exercise, then stop, to get some fat on my legs. I am starting to like my strangely thin and long arms. They are very adolescent.

When we were on the camp, they kept giving us Capri-Sonne, which I normally write caprisun, and the e-numbers kept us awake. Now that we are having to live without the e numbers we are finding it alot harder than we at first supposed. Hirah feels reallllly tired without her like *grabs Capri-Sonne and looks at back* anti oxidant ascorbic acid. Yep, she loves the stuff.

Funnily enough, I've added Kai to my msn, with Hirah and we keep talking to each other. It's really bizzare, because last week he hardly said a word, until the end, when he kept going on about Nanomangoes. Which will eventually kill him.

I've been mainly relaxing, chilling out and all that Jazz. My friend Blair asked me to write her a new story, so I'm doing that althought I havent' gotten very far. Writing is hard. My brother wanted me to write him a fanfiction in which the last horcrux is in a crane machine at a fun fair and Harry has to try and get it out while pretending he is just playing, so Snape doesn't notice. I have not written it. It is too hard.

That's a picture of Hirah, Candy and Anita. Hirah is obviously on the left, Anita on the right, Candy in the middle. We didn't talk to Anita that much, she was a bit shallow, but Hirah, Candy and I were always hanging out together, except at breakfast and dinner because those two were always late.

We had a barbequeue today, in South Africa they call them Bries. Anyway, it was yummy.

I am magical, I think. It's just an obvious fact that I didn't realise until now.

Urg I feel a bit sick. I think I'm going to sleep and I'm going to skip my extra meal.

Nanomangoes

I had a fricking awesome time at Summer Camp, I never realised how awesome they were! Surprisingly three other people from my school were there and none of us had mentioned it to the others. I made friends with Hirah, who is just like me, and Kai who was really weird and liked Nanomangoes. And then I made fun of alot of stupid people.

Everyone should go to summer camp!

Ok, here's a story for you, so there is a girl, and she's babysitting these two kids. She puts the kids to bed and goes downstairs to watch tv. After about ten minute the phone rings and she picks it up, on the other line there is a man singing, "Bits and pieces, better check the children, better check the children, bits and pieces." The girl slams down the phone and runs upstairs to check the children, but when she gets there, they're gone!



The end.

Shittest story ever isn't it? Hirah and I found it hillarious and had great fun singing it around campus.


Oh really? YAH REALLY! No way? WAY! We kept screaming those, everyone thought we were mad.

There was this guy called Asad who spent his time resizing pictures and staring at kiera knightley's chest, and I kept being mean to him. This one time I said osmething mean to him, and Hirah was like "Maybe you really like him," and I was all "Oh am I that transparent? I want him I need him oh baby oh baby," and everyone took me seriously!

It was Teh fun.

Superman returns is awesome, so awesome I almost downloaded it from the internet. Spiderman three looks really random. My mum is in Dubaiiiiiiii.

i prefer pi

Dwayton Manor

Had thrilling time at Dwayton Manor, went on:

Sombrero..I didn't really understand why was called that, I mean I got that it was a load of sombreros spinning around..but why? It was a little slow, but calming!

Pandemonium! SHOCKING http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Pandemonium.aspx I was like "Oh lets go on the front" and I was sooo scared! I mean I loved it, but totally terrified

The Flying Dutchman! I love this ride, it's like, boats that just go up in the air, very calming after the scary ride before.

G-Force, I vaguely remember it being scary, but the wait was too long, and it was too short to really appreciate it. I think I was thinking "oh my god I'm going to die" or something along those lines.

Black Revolver, again, what is with the name? It's like the waltzer in the dark, which leaves you with the impression of spinning, flashing lights and sore hips. Very very fun. I think we went on twice.

Splash Canyon, I didn't get too wet, but it was fun to do with your friends and a nice break in between the terrifying rides.

Maelstrom was my favourite ride, it's like a huge arm that swings you from side to side, really fast. I again, was worried that I would die, but I kept my eyes open for most of it! Honest!

I went on the Buffalo thing, which is a rollercoaster for children, but I surprisingly, perhaps enjoyed it very much.

The Cable Cars! We went on these at the end of the day and it was relaxing to look at the park.

THE END

Don't ask! It'll ruin the magic!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just Sarah! She's posting again?

Don't tell me, you've all just died, just died, dropped dead with the pain of not being able to read my blog at least once a week. I am sorry dear friends, I did not think that it would end like this. I thought we would all be alive, I thought, I thought, oh I'm just so sorry.

I have been away for two weeks in South Africa, visiting my family, and I thought Iw as going to do a really long post, with pictures and videos but I can't really be arsed. That's why I haven't posted until now, because I thought I was going to do a really interesting post, but just haven't gotten around to it.

A bit of an update in my life then.

Here is a video of Girls Gone Wild to delight and inform

On Wednesday, I went to Cadbury's world with my friends. Cadbury's world is where they make Cadbury's Dairy Milk, it cost us £7.60 and they gave us alot of free chocolate. Unfortunately, by the end of it I didn't want to ever see any chocolate ever again, and didn't even eat the free bars they gave. I only met my friends at the trainstation because I was under the impression that we were all going to have some kind of lesbian orgy, but I decided to stay and go to Cadbury's world, because surely orgies and chocolate are at least on par with each other. It was a very fun day, but my "friends" kept tickling me which caused me to cry out at one point, "Stop it, my kidney's have rights!" They took no notice of me. Rachel brought her french penfriend Helene, who is nice, but I get the feeling she thought that we were completely loco.

This Wednesday we are hoping to go to Drayton Manor, which is a nearby theme park. It should cost £15 each which is pretty good and I am tres excited. Olive is also excited because I will not bother her for an entire day. I desperately want to see Pirates of the Carribean 2, but I haven't organised it yet.

Next week I am going for a university thing, where I hang out at Birmingham Uni for a week and they smile benignly at me.

Kat has gone on holiday to Ukraine, to see her family and will be there for five weeks, so I might be on the internet a bit more, Megz introduced me to a really good fic, which I quickly realised was H/D, but was actually quite good. There was also a really good Ginny/Tom on it which was Neato.

I read Bridget Jones' Diary yesterday, and it was alot better than I had previously thought it would be, don't you know. I got it from the charity shop I work at for about 50p, so it was worthwhile.

I love youtube it is awesome! I have been watching Love Hina, and when I am finished, I am going to watch Negima, and then I am going to ask Matt to recommend something.

Recently I've been doing alot of gardening. The seeds that I sew in March are now growing nicely, but for some reason, when I was planting them, I planted three types, one in one area, and then two right on top of each other. I've been moving the ones that I put in one area around a bit, but I can't do anything with the ones on top of each other... I've called them Jessica, after Nevermore, because..actualyl I can't remember, but I called them Jessicas and that is that.

When I was at the airport, it was about 5.30 British time, I hadn't eaten in the past twelve hours, and I hadn't slept in the past 24, and the Charles de Gaulle Airport thought it was bloody hillarious to not let me on my flight, and then give me a flight three hours later, and then delay that flight by three hours, so everytime I fell utterly pissed off and wanted to scream "WHY ME" I kept thinking, don't ask, it'll ruin the magic, or something to that effect. I can't remember too well actually, nor anything that happend all day, I was so exhausted and hungry and people kept looking at my bag and going "pica!!" like they were so clever because they were the first people to say it to me..

I met alot of interesting people at various airports, but I spent the majority of my time either trying to sleep or talking to Picachu. Funnily enough, people didn't really seem to want to talk to me after they'd seen me talking to him. I suspect they were just jealous. On the right is a picture of Picachu, just chillin' in one of my cousins houses.

Also, all of my images are hosted by Putfile.

Shoutouts to..I don't know right now, but can I say, there are about seven of us who all have blogs, interesting blogs at that, I think we should make a club or something..or the rest of you should join the Duckie, Dobbie and Sarah Club that is around, because it is cool you know!