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Hey Booies! I am calling you all booies from now on. It is pronounced Boo-ees. For the silly, yes megz, I am looking at you.

Sixth form seems really cool. I was so thrilled to see all of my friends on Wednesday, some for the first time in over two months, because I'm not a social bunny. I was pretty hyper for mostly all day long. We have a new uniform, it's like, suit jacket, black trousers, white top. I was wearing a shirt and a black sweater vest with my mary janes, and I didn't think it looked bad at all! I couldn't be bothered with having to decide what to wear everyday anyway, and it makes me feel a bit grown up, tee hee.

I assaulted a few years sevens, in a "oh my gosh you are so cute and you are so lucky to have seven years of highschool ahead of you," way, but unfortunately I got a bit out of control, and started pulling their hair and poking them until their form tutor was like "what's going on there?" and I made a hasty retreat.

The years sevens are not as cute as they used to be, but that's ok, because I'm even cuter than I was last year.

Oh my gosh, I just ate an entire aftereight in one bite. It's shocking really.

I love free periods, I know it's silly, and it'll wear off really soon, but for now, it's great. Firstly I'm doing Chemistry, Biology, French and History, which are subjects I love so every period is a good period, and then I get frees in between!

I fixed my volunteering at MY LOCAL HOSPITAL for once a fornight, 3-5.30 on ward seven, starting two weeks today, and then I'll do the settlement shop on Saturday, so I'll be a busy bunny, but at least it'll make my UCAS good, and I really do enjoy doing the work, you know, you've got to work to feed the soul. I'm not just doing it for the UCAS points. I haven't gotten myself a proper job yet, but I don't really think I have time. This year I want to go for Head of Islamic society, because it's got to be a year twelve, and I'm the only year twelve who actually went to IS at all.

The new sixth formers are pretty cool, it's nice when people ask you what you get, and you can be proud of your results, and it makes me want to work even harder which is horrid, because today and yesterday were inductions and we haven't really had any lessons! Inductions and pep talks just kill me, because I don't like *talking* about things, I like *doing* them, so when they are saying, "You really have to work hard this year," I'm thinking, well I could be working right now if you weren't talking.

I've made a few poppets, Luke's, Yax's, Nevvie's and I'm working on Rob's. Remember that if anyone wants a poppet, just email me, or leave a message on my blog and I'll get back to you. My friend Kim says she'd like a bear one, which would basically mean a dot for a tail, round ears and hands and a round bit on the tummy. I think I'll do it and take a picture. Also, for people making orders now, the price of poppets has gone up, because I don't have as much time to make them now. Mini poppets are not being sold right now, because they are so time consumming. Regular poppets are £2.00+, the plus being any money you want to give me because you're lovely.

I've had "Frontier Psychiatry" running through my head for a few days now, it's on my blog having replaced "Kiss me" because that wasn't working, and it was getting a bit old really.

Today in last period, we had to spider diagram presentations, and one of my friends did "Guys we see on tv and think are hot," luckily Tom Felton was on there, else I'd have had to make some serious complaints.

I've lost a bit of weight, I'm not sure if it's something to do with my diet or I was nervous or something, but I'm pleased cause I like to know I can gorge and not get fat.

The only down side of today was that we had to write down our ambitions, and I am pretty much ambitionless, and I things I do want to do, I don't think I'll be able to do, and I don't really like to envision a future for myself, because I don't think it will be that great. Lesigh.

Hey to Lottie, if you read this, link Meag to my blog, incase she doesn't have it, and everyone comment so I know you still love me. :)

OH OH OH and letters, I have written Lottie and Jess, but I have yet to do Melissa, and Yas. Yas is tonight, do not worry m'dear. I have not forsaken thou.

"can you think of anything that talks? that isn't a person?"

Sniff Sniff

Oh I love you all And I miss you, already, even though I only just signed out.

xxxxx

I'm back kiddies!

Oh I love you tiddlies, I come back, and look on my blog, and think zomg, ten comments! I am loved! Then I look, and it's a little banter between minal and Kat, followed by Jessica not really being able to spell. AH WELL. Y'all are still my homies.

Croatia was awesome, that was the first holiday I've been on in ages that I actually enjoyed. The really bad news is that I didnt' do any of my holiday homework and now I have to fit it into the next three days. Oh well. I am too lovely to have to do homework, surely there is a law?

The entirity of yesterday was spent travelling. First, we went by coach from our resort to the airport, one hour. Then at the airport, which was tiny they made us wait for ages, three hours. Then on the plane, we had the coolest pilot ever, I am going to be a pilot, it took two hours. When we arrived in Gatwick, there was the usual, blah blah waiting for luggage and then just waiting thing which was another hour. By the time we got to the exit, we'd missed our coach, so we booked onto the next one, which would be in two hours. We hung around the airport for the allocated time, and I bought a spiderman comic, it had a poster of spiderman and wolverine andI shall totally put it on my wall. Anyway, I was annoyed that I hadn't got my phone else I would have just texted and texted and so on and so forth. I read Lolita for a bit, and then we got in the coach which took...WAIT FOR IT, five hours. Oh a great five hours it was.

My brother told me a story about his friend, Gravity Ray, who is really fat, and people keep getting caught in his orbit. He says that this is a problem when going through doors.

I still have a cough, it's shocking just shocking. I am missing you all booies..I do not know why I called you booies. Anyway, KUDOS MINAL, on how evermany Astars you got, but no one knows what splashy got, it's a big fat secret.

Jess! Thanks for the necklace, it's lovely, I've wanted one like that for AGES.

Has everyone seen pictures of Yasamin and MooHa? And Matt and his as yet unnamed poppet? Here's Matt
And Here's Yas

Aren't they great? And The Sarah Puppet has been on adventures! All around London and Leeds I say! Thrilling! Here she is dancing

SCHOOL IS SOON...whooooooooaaa FREAK OUT

ZOMG

I did Good!

Do you Poppet?

Oh wow, poppets are the sensation that's sweeping the nation! I'm going to make a black and white one for the Mattster! Also, I have manged to sew the bodies on the sewing machine!
Lottie has recieved hers and she likes it! I am going to make Matt a keyring, with any luck.

In bad news, the stupid post office now makes sending a poppet, although it weighs like, nothing, £1! So the price of a posted Poppet rises to £1.50 unless you are lovely and want to contribute to my cause. Like Matt. He is the poppeteer of the week.

Anyway, so do what Lulu says, take pictures of yourselves with your poppets and put them as your display pictures!

I wanted to show a picture of a new poppet I made with like, zomg proper eyes and inner ears, but my camera is being a bitch. OH WELL.

YAY

How I became an internet Poppet Dealer, By Sarah Murano

Hello! I am thrilled that my Poppets are going down a treat, so thrilled that I went to hobby craft to buy felt in bulk! Luckily it was quite cheap, and I might start to make a profit! Which I really ought to, because it's difficult to make these things!

I bought quite a few new colours, and I have a couple of poppets still to process. I've decided to charge £1 per poppet, but if you contribute to my cause by giving significantly more, (50p) then I shall make you a mini poppet!

You may have noticed the green and red sparkly felt on the left. It's specially for Christmas Poppets. I am making one for Lulu, feel free to place orders, but money would really be apprecaited, as the sparkly felt is more expensive.

Have you all seen the mini poppets? Remember that mini poppets cost only 50pence!

I'm thinking about putting mini poppets on keyrings, what do you all think? I think they would be quite cute actually. But it would make them a little more dear. Maybe 70p? I am setting up a a paypal account so that people can give me money that way! I have a couple of orders which still need processing. I'm trying to do one order a day, maybe do Levi's tomorrow and Frick's on Saturday. And post them both on saturday. And I have Kiera's to do but I don't have to post it to her. And then I want to do Lulu's and Matt's, although neither of them have expressed any thoughts about giving me money, nor has Matt told me what he wants me to do for him...

On your left, you can see a selection of colours, from right to left they are, purple, pink, white maroon, tan, red and black. Those are the current colours taht I have in stock, as well as dark blue which I seem to have left out for unknown reasons. Anyway, feel free to order poppets in any of those colours.

I've got a lot of pink and white material, so if anyone is interested in having a mini poppet in those colours, it's on offer, and it'll only cost 40 pence, although contributions are always always welcome.

Do you know what Levi said earlier?

Poppets will one day rule the world

I hope she is right! Well not about the ruling, but about people liking poppets.

Oh, and this is Lottie's poppet. It has an extra long tail, and I shall send it tomozzy, mozzy.

Loves and Raspberries

Oh my gosh, she's creating!

So I was going to introduce Baby Poppet

And then ask if anyone was interested in having her sent to them, seeing as I gave the firsto ne to a baby, sent the second one to Hirah, it would only make sense to give the third one away as well. But Baby Poppet has been snapped up by Laura, so she is not up for auction. Because Laura is my friend, I am not charging her, but I should, because it costs me £1 to manufacture a poppet and then 50p for postage. I should put them on Ebay and make you all buy them.

Anyway, Baby Poppet is in Pink and White. She is especially curvy, so perfect for wrapping your hand around. She's quite squigy and smaller than usual. She has no tail and pointy fins.

Isn't she lovely?

Introducing

The Actual, one and only, Bad Poppet.I am going to send him to Hirah.

UPDATE!

In recent news, I gave Poppet to a baby, but don't worry, I have gotten materials to make three more poppets! THE POPPETS SHALL TRIUMPH.

Raspberry Heaven

This is my toy! I made it myself. I am calling it Bad Poppet. I MADE IT MYSELF.

Emmm Ess Ennning

Isn't Carl a solitaire whore!? We play like, three games in a row. It's shocking. But you know what's even more shocking? Matt is a huge solitaire whore, but I never realised!

Anyway, had a long conversation about buses to Lottie on the phone, posted something to Nevvie and replied to Yasamin's letter. Everything is good


Except the EVIL orthodontist gave me horribly tight braces which shall kill me dead.

Has she fainted? - Perfection

Cough cough cough.

I have a little cough, in my little chest, and every time I cough it leaves a little pain, cough cough cough, there it goes again.

Anyway, now that you all are aware that I have a cough, onto more important things!

My hair is being huge. It's really quite upsetting. I should try and iron it or something, but I cannot be bothered, it shall have to remain as a huge black cloud around my head.

My new word is Riddlelicious, which is obviously awesome, and everyone thinks so. Laura has been reading a very strange fic these last few days and there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that it is NC-17, tut tut. Some people.

Laura doesn't blog anymore, did you know? It's shocking, she's a whore isn't she? If she blogged more maybe I wouldn't have had to get rid of her blog from the list on the side!

Everyone should look at the new blogs by the way. We've got a new generation of bloggers.

My mum wants me to go to Bham centre in a minute, so I'll just put these nature pictures up. I took them yesterday because I'm arty.

I wanted this to be a longer entry but I don't really think it will be.
Has anyone seen Megz? I know she wasn't on yesterday and that's hardly anything to get in a tizz about, and she may have been online but I can't remember, but still. And she hasn't updated her Msnspace. Megz is the only exception to the All the cool kids are on blogspot rule. Because she's a very cool kid.

I ate like, two necterines yesterday, and then I ate lots of cookies. Shocking.

There's a fair on Sunday at a park, so I'm going to go, and I've invited Hirah so hopefully she'll come too! It'll be swell.

I'm writing a story for my friend Blair from summer camp, but it's difficult. Writing is hard. Did everyone read that Hagrid story that my brother wrote? If not I'll post it here.


hagrid called the telephone man

"'ello? Is 'agrid."

"Hello hagrid."

Hagrid say : "You want window?, I got window, two window."

"Oh, I see, am I on the phone?"

Hagrid was confused.

"You want window? I got two window, window one? Window one very big."



it's very deep isn't it?

Did everyone hear about Bad Poppet? A very bad poppet indeed.

Here's a must read story, it's not quite Tom/Ginny, but it's certainly worth a gander. And I know it's in the restricted section so you have to sign up and pretend that you're 20, but it really is worth it. And signing up only takes two ticks.

Tom teaches Ginny about the Birds and the Bees

One of the most important things in life, is to know what your favourite Harry Potter Ship is. It certainly is the biggest window to the soul. And never ever speak to anyone who says that it's Harry/Ginny, likewise to people who just look at you like you're mad. They weren't worth you're time anyway.

Three weeks to GCSEs I'm not obsessed at all.

Remember

All the cool kids are on blogspot

The Very Secret Diary

Transcript of a conversation between myself and the Lovely Megz.

Bad Poppet says:
oh dear me! I Shall posess you! muahah now I have your legs
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
no. . . i won't . . let you. . . riddle. . .
Bad Poppet says:
Of course you wont, now be a dear and go kill Harry
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
not him! . . . please. . . i . . .hate you. . . harry. . . is . . . the best. He'll give me. . . more. . . satisfaction. . . than . . . you could . . . ever. . . give!
Bad Poppet says:
But how will he do that, if you're dead? Don't worry, the two of you will be reunited in death.
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
if i. . . could . . . i . . . would . . . shag YOU . . . to. . . DEATH. . .
Bad Poppet says:
*falls on face* Well that could certainly be arranged...we do have some spare time while we wait for Potter...
·$46·#I hate Windows Live Messenger! ARGH says:
excel. . . lent . . . you have . . my . . . hands. . . make good. . . use of. . .them


God Megz is hillarious.

Relax, fix yourself a Parissa

I am trying very hard not to be sarcastic, honestly I am. But it's so much fun, and people are soooo dim.

Tom/Ginny has got to be the most delicious pairing ever invented, and Laura thinks I'm insane, but I am most certainly not. Surely relying on dreams is the most sensible thing one can do in this day and age?

Anyway, I have a cough. The hospital thing went well, I don't think there is very much to say really.

I've finally gotten up to date with my correspondances, so hopefully I can continue like that.

TopSip

Lady Darkness

Ho hum, I've been reading this fantastic fic, called "Lady Darkness" which is very good. Laura and Megz are both reading it, but Megz is very upset by it, as Remus gets poisoned. And also there is no maraudercest, which we all know that Megz lives for.
Anyway, I haven't got much to say.
The ue meet...well I'm glad I didn't go. Suffice to say I really wouldn't have fitted in and I am rethinking the idea of meeting anyone from the internet..god I'm such a prude.
I'm also trying to tone down the way I act on the internet, and act more like myself.
Melissa, Luke and I are going to organise a totally prudish ue meet, where there is no hand holding, just hand shaking, and we all talk about the weather, while sipping non-alcohol champange. We shall have to be careful that our hands do not touch.

I'm feeling a bit.."uhmg" right now, luckily I have the Lovely Megz, the Amazing Meag and the Beautiful Jessica to talk to.

PEACE OUT DOODS

Lets do the time warp again!

Do you know, last week on the camp thing, on the last day they had a disco and everyone was doing the time warp, but I , having never seen the Rocky Horror Show, did not know how to do the time warp! Well, when I got home, I made it my mission to learn now.


It's just a jump to the left,
and a step to the riiiight
You put your hands on your hips,
and pull you knees in tiiight
And it's the pelvic thruuuust,
that really drives you in sa ay ay ay ayne
Lets do the time warp again!
Lets do the time warp again!

Golly gee whizz is that fun! I was watching videos on Youtube and now I am almost step perfect. Last night I was doing it on webcam with Mal, it was super duper! I might even do it again tonight.

I have devised a strategy in which I eat my breakfast twice a day, once before I go to bed, and once when I wake up, thuswise making sure that I put on some weight! I know it's wonderful. I got my inspiration from the "Drop a Jeans Size" thing, and I figure that if I twisted it around, it should help me to gain a jean size. I also need to exercise, then stop, to get some fat on my legs. I am starting to like my strangely thin and long arms. They are very adolescent.

When we were on the camp, they kept giving us Capri-Sonne, which I normally write caprisun, and the e-numbers kept us awake. Now that we are having to live without the e numbers we are finding it alot harder than we at first supposed. Hirah feels reallllly tired without her like *grabs Capri-Sonne and looks at back* anti oxidant ascorbic acid. Yep, she loves the stuff.

Funnily enough, I've added Kai to my msn, with Hirah and we keep talking to each other. It's really bizzare, because last week he hardly said a word, until the end, when he kept going on about Nanomangoes. Which will eventually kill him.

I've been mainly relaxing, chilling out and all that Jazz. My friend Blair asked me to write her a new story, so I'm doing that althought I havent' gotten very far. Writing is hard. My brother wanted me to write him a fanfiction in which the last horcrux is in a crane machine at a fun fair and Harry has to try and get it out while pretending he is just playing, so Snape doesn't notice. I have not written it. It is too hard.

That's a picture of Hirah, Candy and Anita. Hirah is obviously on the left, Anita on the right, Candy in the middle. We didn't talk to Anita that much, she was a bit shallow, but Hirah, Candy and I were always hanging out together, except at breakfast and dinner because those two were always late.

We had a barbequeue today, in South Africa they call them Bries. Anyway, it was yummy.

I am magical, I think. It's just an obvious fact that I didn't realise until now.

Urg I feel a bit sick. I think I'm going to sleep and I'm going to skip my extra meal.

Nanomangoes

I had a fricking awesome time at Summer Camp, I never realised how awesome they were! Surprisingly three other people from my school were there and none of us had mentioned it to the others. I made friends with Hirah, who is just like me, and Kai who was really weird and liked Nanomangoes. And then I made fun of alot of stupid people.

Everyone should go to summer camp!

Ok, here's a story for you, so there is a girl, and she's babysitting these two kids. She puts the kids to bed and goes downstairs to watch tv. After about ten minute the phone rings and she picks it up, on the other line there is a man singing, "Bits and pieces, better check the children, better check the children, bits and pieces." The girl slams down the phone and runs upstairs to check the children, but when she gets there, they're gone!



The end.

Shittest story ever isn't it? Hirah and I found it hillarious and had great fun singing it around campus.


Oh really? YAH REALLY! No way? WAY! We kept screaming those, everyone thought we were mad.

There was this guy called Asad who spent his time resizing pictures and staring at kiera knightley's chest, and I kept being mean to him. This one time I said osmething mean to him, and Hirah was like "Maybe you really like him," and I was all "Oh am I that transparent? I want him I need him oh baby oh baby," and everyone took me seriously!

It was Teh fun.

Superman returns is awesome, so awesome I almost downloaded it from the internet. Spiderman three looks really random. My mum is in Dubaiiiiiiii.

i prefer pi

Dwayton Manor

Had thrilling time at Dwayton Manor, went on:

Sombrero..I didn't really understand why was called that, I mean I got that it was a load of sombreros spinning around..but why? It was a little slow, but calming!

Pandemonium! SHOCKING http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Pandemonium.aspx I was like "Oh lets go on the front" and I was sooo scared! I mean I loved it, but totally terrified

The Flying Dutchman! I love this ride, it's like, boats that just go up in the air, very calming after the scary ride before.

G-Force, I vaguely remember it being scary, but the wait was too long, and it was too short to really appreciate it. I think I was thinking "oh my god I'm going to die" or something along those lines.

Black Revolver, again, what is with the name? It's like the waltzer in the dark, which leaves you with the impression of spinning, flashing lights and sore hips. Very very fun. I think we went on twice.

Splash Canyon, I didn't get too wet, but it was fun to do with your friends and a nice break in between the terrifying rides.

Maelstrom was my favourite ride, it's like a huge arm that swings you from side to side, really fast. I again, was worried that I would die, but I kept my eyes open for most of it! Honest!

I went on the Buffalo thing, which is a rollercoaster for children, but I surprisingly, perhaps enjoyed it very much.

The Cable Cars! We went on these at the end of the day and it was relaxing to look at the park.

THE END

Don't ask! It'll ruin the magic!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just Sarah! She's posting again?

Don't tell me, you've all just died, just died, dropped dead with the pain of not being able to read my blog at least once a week. I am sorry dear friends, I did not think that it would end like this. I thought we would all be alive, I thought, I thought, oh I'm just so sorry.

I have been away for two weeks in South Africa, visiting my family, and I thought Iw as going to do a really long post, with pictures and videos but I can't really be arsed. That's why I haven't posted until now, because I thought I was going to do a really interesting post, but just haven't gotten around to it.

A bit of an update in my life then.

Here is a video of Girls Gone Wild to delight and inform

On Wednesday, I went to Cadbury's world with my friends. Cadbury's world is where they make Cadbury's Dairy Milk, it cost us £7.60 and they gave us alot of free chocolate. Unfortunately, by the end of it I didn't want to ever see any chocolate ever again, and didn't even eat the free bars they gave. I only met my friends at the trainstation because I was under the impression that we were all going to have some kind of lesbian orgy, but I decided to stay and go to Cadbury's world, because surely orgies and chocolate are at least on par with each other. It was a very fun day, but my "friends" kept tickling me which caused me to cry out at one point, "Stop it, my kidney's have rights!" They took no notice of me. Rachel brought her french penfriend Helene, who is nice, but I get the feeling she thought that we were completely loco.

This Wednesday we are hoping to go to Drayton Manor, which is a nearby theme park. It should cost £15 each which is pretty good and I am tres excited. Olive is also excited because I will not bother her for an entire day. I desperately want to see Pirates of the Carribean 2, but I haven't organised it yet.

Next week I am going for a university thing, where I hang out at Birmingham Uni for a week and they smile benignly at me.

Kat has gone on holiday to Ukraine, to see her family and will be there for five weeks, so I might be on the internet a bit more, Megz introduced me to a really good fic, which I quickly realised was H/D, but was actually quite good. There was also a really good Ginny/Tom on it which was Neato.

I read Bridget Jones' Diary yesterday, and it was alot better than I had previously thought it would be, don't you know. I got it from the charity shop I work at for about 50p, so it was worthwhile.

I love youtube it is awesome! I have been watching Love Hina, and when I am finished, I am going to watch Negima, and then I am going to ask Matt to recommend something.

Recently I've been doing alot of gardening. The seeds that I sew in March are now growing nicely, but for some reason, when I was planting them, I planted three types, one in one area, and then two right on top of each other. I've been moving the ones that I put in one area around a bit, but I can't do anything with the ones on top of each other... I've called them Jessica, after Nevermore, because..actualyl I can't remember, but I called them Jessicas and that is that.

When I was at the airport, it was about 5.30 British time, I hadn't eaten in the past twelve hours, and I hadn't slept in the past 24, and the Charles de Gaulle Airport thought it was bloody hillarious to not let me on my flight, and then give me a flight three hours later, and then delay that flight by three hours, so everytime I fell utterly pissed off and wanted to scream "WHY ME" I kept thinking, don't ask, it'll ruin the magic, or something to that effect. I can't remember too well actually, nor anything that happend all day, I was so exhausted and hungry and people kept looking at my bag and going "pica!!" like they were so clever because they were the first people to say it to me..

I met alot of interesting people at various airports, but I spent the majority of my time either trying to sleep or talking to Picachu. Funnily enough, people didn't really seem to want to talk to me after they'd seen me talking to him. I suspect they were just jealous. On the right is a picture of Picachu, just chillin' in one of my cousins houses.

Also, all of my images are hosted by Putfile.

Shoutouts to..I don't know right now, but can I say, there are about seven of us who all have blogs, interesting blogs at that, I think we should make a club or something..or the rest of you should join the Duckie, Dobbie and Sarah Club that is around, because it is cool you know!

Kat dreams in french...

Bonne Voyage Mes Amies!

P.S. Kat I got a letter from Jorge.

Laura...

You are an updating whore!!! You never update, but you expect me to constantly!!! I am supposed to be revising you big silly and you know it toooo! I have physics and chemy and history and french still to come!! Boy are they going to be boring.

In other news, I went on ue for an hour, and signed into msn and all and it was just like the good old days, Megz reminded me of our first conversation which was as follows:

Me: Hi
Megz: Hi! You're Bookie from Ue!
Me (trying to be ultra cool and laid back): No shit
Megz (trying to be cool and funny): *peers around* You're right, no shit around here

I mean really, wasn't I being very rude?? I never say stuff like that...Anyway, turns out she realised I was a loon when I thought it took a few minutes in a patch of sunlight for a necterine to ripen, and then there was the constantly eating things...I swear talking to Megz gave me the munchies!!

Dobbie and Duckie have really grown into their names, and to my delight they are using them everywhere except real life, it does suit them doesn't it!!

I must say, it was mega weird being back on ue and not being a moderator, so I felt a bit odd, and there were all these members like Kiwi although I do know who she is and Gaga who again I sort of know who she is and MinXy who I have no idea about. It's really really odd when there are these members that everyone knows and I am like say what?

I am often like Say what? Perhaps it is my motto?

Anyway, I had the girls over to revise, and then we are revising again today! Maybe we will actually get some work done! Yay! I mean Nay.


Squizzymick is emailing me! This brings me great joy! Everyone should email me! I like emails! I always reply to them good. I is not like Laura with her one word answers and not like Yasamin with her compulsive sending of the quizzes. And I is certainly not like Olive with her unopposable thumbs.

HAVE FUN.

D-d-d-dobbie!

Sugar Rush is coming back!!
In other news, for the sake of Dobbie's boredom, I am uploading a video that I did yesterday with Ellen and Kim when they were studying at my house for biology. Speaking of, it was not an easy test y'know! I have history tomozzy mozzy. It should be happenin.

Here is the video!!!


An Interview With A Vampire

Enjoy

Old School!

Hurray!

As I have been becoming something of a video whore, I thought I would go back to my old school blogging! We haven't had one of my good old blog entries in a while, random and really long, just how I like 'em. I like to think that you can almost alway rely on my blog to be updated with something worth reading, even if you don't like reading the whole of it, there's normally something amusing hiding in the wordies!

I wrote a letter to Duckie and was telling Kat about it, and she was like "I'm glad you have tim, I've been revising" and I was like "No you haven't" because honestly, no one is revising so hard that they don't have any free time! And she insisted she was which is just strange...I expect it'll be reflected in her GCSEs but apparently she was studying maths all holiday...what do you even study for maths? I just did a few papers and looke dup the stuff I wasn't familliar with! Speaking of, I have Biology tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure that it'll be ok, as Biology is easy peasy I think. Lol. Hold that thought! Chemistry and Physics are next week and omigosh I still haven't started Physics, the bad bad Sarah that I am!

I'm thinking that I'll do a video tomorrow, of Kim and I attempting some frenzied Bio revision before the exam in the afternoon. I love afternoon exams, I just get to sleep and sleep and you know what? I loooove the sleep. My mum keeps telling me that my room is a mess, but she just doesn't appreciate the way it's organised...and I never really did get the whole bed making thing, I mean what's the point if you're just going to mess it up a few hours later? Speaking of, have you seen Erin's Blog? It has some great pictures of her room which is pretty cool! If you saw the "How to Fail Your GCSEs" video then you'll have seen my room and been able to appreciate the mess that is Sarah's natural Habitat.

The English exam today was a bit of a bore, I kept forgetting I was in an exam and talking to my pet snake, Belinda. She is very green and invisible. The hallucinations are brought on my stress I tell you. Stress I tell you! STRESS DAMNIT.

The weather was really good these past few days wasn't it? Wasn't it? I thought it was. It was rather nice and I took to blowing bubbles off the roof. I think everyone should buy houses where they can sit on the roof, they are missing out if they don't! Ah the joys of looking out over the lands with the blue sky above you and the kitchen below you and bubbles bobbing around you. Yes. Tis very nice. For that reason here is a picture of the blue sky and some bubbles I blew!

I'm feeling a bit sleepy now which is worrying because I've got Biology tomorrow and I was hoping to revise, but clearly that was an unfounded hope. The only exams this week are Biology, English, History and French. Bio and French I am not worried at. English I'll look over tomorrow, but History I really do need to get a move on with. I just can't take the exams seriously, they seem like some sort of really bad joke.

Has anyone seen Megz? I am thinking of making a "Have you seen this girl?" sign and sticking it up around...my house? Because last I heard she was trying to achieve happiness or whatnot, and now suddenly she's completely disappeared off my radar! Perhaps she fell down a hole! I hear that that happens alot these days. There are two holes in my garden by the way, both of which are not very keep and not obvious as they are covered by grass. I do not know how they got there.

The other day, Olive was sitting in the garden and then this fox came and sat by her! I thought for sure that the fox would attempt to eat Olive or something, if not because of her weight then because of her name, but it just sort of looked at her. I think that because foxes hate dogs, and dogs hate cats, the fox probably thought that he and olive should be allies, with a common enemy, but as Yas would say, Olive is too much of a snob.

Also, Laura has expressed a desire to be called Dobbie, and we can do nothing but oblige her.

If you look to the left you can see some seedlings, the big ones closest to the camera are the biggest, the but clump behind is unfortunately a mixture of two lots of seeds...I'm not very good at gardening...Anyway! They are Jessicas! In honour of my friend Jessica! Obviously they haven't flowered yet, but there is still time! THERE IS STILL TIME. Speaking of, I should really thin them out but they are still a little delicate so I don't want to risk it.

I think I've just about run out of stupid things to write! Oh oh, the ue reunion, I am hoping to make an appeareance as it's on my 6 month anniversary, and I owe them that, but it's also the weekend before four very important exams, Maths, History, Chemistry and Physics, so I really can't afford to be an active member, even for a short time. I'm hoping to just go on, put in a nice post about hi everybody miss you and all that jazz, and then go again, because I really am going to be mondo busy this weekend. Gack, I'm trying not to think of it and following all of the rules to fail my gcses! Practice what you preach I say.

I sent off Duckie's letter today. Do you know that Duckie has a sister called Parrisa! Does that sound like a tropical drink or what!? I say it sounds like a tropical drink.

Oh oh and I'm doing a shout out to Kiwi because she reads my blog even though I'm not sure she actually knows who I am. HELLO THERE.

Also! Here is a link to a picture I drew today incase I am not even able to post a comment on ue.

Sarah's Guide To Life

Oh yes I'm really getting into this whole video thing! Today I have made another filmary marvel entitled How To Fail Your GCSEs (And Possibly Even Life)

Aside from that I am enjoying the sun as decently as possible and failing to revise. I'm trying to learn some formulas but it's all very hard work and I am so very very lazy.

There is zero communication going between myself and the internet barring my blog right now, which is good I suppose. Yasamin wants everyone to call her Duckie and I'm sure we all have the courtesy to oblige her.

Take 1

Seeing as my film debut was greeted with such enthusiasm (two comments guys, come on! Step it up!) I decided to make another film. But now I'm getting deep, it's a DOCUMENTRY.

Anyway, I got a letter from the lovely Yasamin and sent off a reply along with two letters for Jessica :) I haven't had a letter from Melissah in a while, but I suppose it's because of exams. My mum seems bemused by the number of penfriends I now have.

I bought "For Esme-With Love and Squalor" for my brother, as he likes JD.Salinger and it's his beefday soon! Also, I finished reading "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" which I recommend to all of my friends. I loved it and I am reading it for the second time.

One of my favourite parts is this poem so I've typed it out and have taken to sending it to all of my friends if they have any sort of problem. To make the whole process easier, I'm going to post it below.

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.

Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And a three A.M he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slah on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen.

-The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Anonymous

Last but not least, I've written three chapters of my new parody-fic Hermione's Exceedingly Busy Day.
My lovely beta Megzwegzy is currently betarring the second and third chapters and I'm hoping to have one of them up by the end of the week. Please check it out and review!

Also, I love bubbles.

Leaving School

Here's a little video of me leaving school! I'm a little excited so my voice sounds weird. Enjoy!

This video was hosted by Putfile!

The Biker

Today I thought I'd write a really long entry about my boyfriend, the biker.

We've been going for two or three weeks now, it's actually a really sweet story of how we met. So I was outside Phil's looking at the stars and he was outside smoking a joint, and we both noticed that there was a pringle on the floor, so I reached down to move it away, and he reached down to see if it was coated in cannabis, and we sort of banged heads. Then we both straightened up, a little embarrased, and he gave me the pringle which was totally cute, even though it wasn't coated in cannabis.
He's really sweet, and totally deep, we have these really great conversations. Like this one time, I was telling him that I thought Jalopeneo (sp?) peppers were the spiciest peppers ever, and he said that this one time, he'd had this really spicy red pepper and he thought that maybe that pepper was the spiciest, and I said that maybe the red pepper had been next to a spicy thing and retained some of it's spiciness, and then, he said something really deep, "It's like when you don't close the lid on the milk carton and it starts to smell like all the stuff in the fridge," god he's like so smart! He comes out with all these really interesting thoughts.
We're also totally like, connected. This one time, I was in the car, and I know he's a biker and so he should have a bike, not a car, and he does have a bike, but he figures that you need a car for when you do the shopping, even though he still lives with his mom and she does the shopping most of the time but he has a car just incase he ever needs to do the shopping. Anway, I was in the car and I say "God I'm so hungry, you know what I'd like to eat right now?" And he said "Chips," just like that, I didn't need to hint at him or anything! And also, this other time, we were sitting in Phil's and I was eating some chips because I always eat chips when we go to Phil's and I was just thinking that I could do with some ketchup and he totally pushed the ketchup towards me! Ok, he said it was so that he could engrave his initials into the table, but I know it was really because we have this really profound bond.
Also, he has this totally awesome tattoo, he has lots of tatoos actually. This one that he got when he broke up with his girlfriend, or his wife, but he says that if you are really drunk the wedding doesn't count, but he was really sad and a little stoned and he went to the tattoo parlour and got a tattoo of this beautiful black rose, but it's like, crying, and it's not crying regular tears, it's crying tears of blood. It was so beautiful but so sad that it made me cry, but not tears of blood, just regular tears. He got it done before we met, but he says that if we had already had met, he would have got it done for me.
He also proposed to me, so we're engaged until he can afford a wedding, which might take a while because he works at the cinema, not making films, although that's what he wants to do, he serves the popcorn and makes sure that people don't steal pick 'n mix. It was so sweet, the way he proposed. We were sitting in his car, and eating onion rings, which are my favourite thing if I can't get chips, and so I said I loved onion rings, and he said that he did to, and I said that when I got married I wanted loads of onion rings and he said he did too and then he passed me the onion rings which is totally symbolic and I nearly cried and even though he didn't say "Will You Marry Me," I know that he meant it.

Anyway, one of these days I've got to ask him his name! It's never come up in conversation you know. I bet it's something really really sensitive and romantic, like Mozart.

I LOVE NEVERMORE

Because she rocks and is awesome.

Fear has a new ally...

coming soon

Deep Breaths Ladies

*hyperventilates* I am still in shock about Mac and Green wing and oh god whyyyyyy!

It was so weird, as soon as the episode finished on that complete "OH MY GOD WTF" ending two of my friends called me with a "Why Sarah Why?" Thing. I watched the entire episode and although it's the most tasteful character death I've ever seen, it's still unbearable to watch! SOB.

Too distraught to write any more.

Skools out for the summer!

Kat under the cherry blossom (bubble gum) tree at school, Wot Larks!

Also, I recieved Jessica's letter today! I shall scan in the envelope it was lovely!

For any crazy people like Jess who think that you get stuff thrown at you in pe exams (hmm..) what it is, is 50% practical 10% coursework and 40% written exam on things like muscles, health, the body, social issues about sport, de blah de blah. Anyway, I giggled muchly over your idea.

I weely hope Melissah did wells in her exam!

Photoes!

Some photos from the last few days, my last days in compulsory education! None of me by the way.



Here's a picture of Rachel! Doesn't she look shocked! Along with Foiley and Charlie she made my PE expirience bearable. Without her I would have had to resort to having a ridiculous menstruation cycle.


Here's Kate! And Kat! Kat on left, Kate on right. Kat is looking strange because she just saw Ellie and I duet "Wind beneath my wings" It is enough to make anyone feel rather confused. She looks a bit odd there, she normally doesn't look like that.



Here's lots of the girls getting their shirts signed on the field. What a frivilous persuit!
I am sitting some way off having a picnic with my friends, which is a tradition we've been doing for four years, but suddenly everyone wants in!

And best of all, here are the ducks that somehow got themselves into our school...I get how the duck got in, but how did those ten ducklings manage it? The teachers used a variety of techniques, such as luring them with bread, to scooping them up with nets. It was actually quite cute.
Can anyone solve the mystery of how the ducks got in? If you can, I'll do something!

*embarrasment*

I'm feeling a little, or a lottle embarrassed by yesterdays update, but it was quite frank and honest so I shan't take it off, after all, some day I'll look back and say "What a sap, but at least I was frank and honest."
Today was the last day of school uniform for a week. Lol. I go on study leave after tomorrow afternoon.

I don't really feel like writing much, I feel gorgeous, my french oral went great and generally things are very good.

I'm a little sad about tomorrow but oh well.

Sorry about this abysmally short entry :p

An uncharachteristically depressed post

I know, it's terrible, the unsubduable Sarah is feeling rather depressed. Well not depressed, just sad, butI've had a good long cry and feel better now. Don't worry! It wasn't a whole "oh I'm going to fail my GCSEs" or a "My boyfriend broke up with me" or " I can't be with the guy I love" Boo hoo, it was a little more sensible than that. I'm going to write about it to purge myself of the expirience, don't feel as though you have to comment afterwards, I just want to get it out and I know most of us have trouble dealing with any kind of grief in all situations.

So I was looking for my tape (it was called "Franklin: the french turtle!") but I couldn't find it, instead, right at the back of my cupboard I found a blank tape. I put it in the player, expecting to see a series one episode of lost or something, but instead I realised it was a home video made before I was born.

What it was, was my mum, my dad and my older brother, about six years before I was born, just sitting in our old house with their friends. It must have been a sweet thing for them to be doing back then, but with hindsight it was horribly to watch. Firstly, there was no sign of me in it, I don't mean that in a self involved "everything must be about me" kind of way, but it's just strange to see what your family was like before you came along. Secondly and alot worse, was how happy they were and I was just sitting there looking at them and comparing them to their modern counterparts and thinking how much better it would be for them if they could have stayed like that, like the people in the video. And then I was thinking that it was only after I was born that things really started to get shitty and that they would probably prefer if I had never been born and if they could stay the happy family in the video. Then I started thinking, not just remembering but really trying to believe all the stupid things I tried to believe as a child, like maybe my dad was a secret agent or a police officer or something that meant he had to pretend to die, and maybe his whole death was faked and one day he'd just walk into the kitchen and everything would be like he'd never left.

My mum and my dad had obviously only just been married in the picture, they had one child, my brother. He looked so happy, and I felt so bad for him, just thinking that in a few years he was going to loose his father, but he didn't realise then, and how many regrets he would have afterwards and how he would have to grow up without a father figure and how it would affect him and them I remembered that that was my brother and that's how he did grow up. Then I was looking at my mum and she was just married, and all housewivey and innocent and smiley and in love and it was horrid. She kept saying things like "We'll look at that in twenty years and smile" and I was just sitting thinking "No, in just 6 years everything will have changed and you'd probably give anything to go back now. I was crying so much and I was really worried that my mum would come in and see me because we've never really spoken about my dad's death and I didn't want her to see me cry because then she might start crying and I don't know what I'd do if that happend.

And it occured to me that it wasn't just the father from the video family that had died, it was the entire family and maybe I was the only alive one because the other two would never recover. And then the only thought that kept going through my head was how good their lives would have been without me, because without me they would have stayed the family in the video and I know that's stupid, and it's not true and my mum is probably happy to have me, but it seems more like a consolation prize, loose a husband and gain a daughter. oh dear I'm getting teary again and I'm going to be a big puffball tomorrow if this keeps up.

Urg I'm so sorry to bum you guys out, I know how horrid it is when other people write depressing things and you never know what to say even if you've expirienced something really simillar so I'll get it if no one comments but yeah.


French oral tomorrow so I'd better sleep.

*twitch*

Just a short post, I'm having quite a nice time wandering around the house in my dressing gown and crown of confidence, murmering french conversation answers under my breath.

The problem is speaking french after speaking spanish is like having a curry and then going back to a salad or something. That's a really bad analogy but oh well.

Anyway, I did one of those 100 question quizzes yesterday, and sent it to Laura. Laura sent it back and then sent me a 200 word quiz and she is crazy if she thinks I'm going to complete it and send it back.

I think I am doing pretty well with my revision, I go on study leave on Friday, and then we have a week of study leave. After that we have two english exams, PE, ICT and a spanish reading I think. Therefore I should be able to revise for them in that week. Then we have the half term holiday and after that we have the rest of the exams which I will have revised for in the half term. It's all very planned out. Biology and Chemistry are sound. History I can finish in a day, French and Spanish I just need to go over vocab, Maths just needs tweaking and I think that's about it. Hooray! Soon the holidays will be upon us. Soon my pretties.

Also, check out the new Crazy and Lazy by our very own Yasamin. I, as usual play a lovely key role as "the BookEater" although I find the fact she's fazed out my relationship with The Nameless one rather amusing and a little sad. Speaking of the Nameless one, I'm sure if you read my blog, you read his and you heard about Chaos. Wasn't it terrible? Pets are precious things...

Not much more to write about except that I am so sad because I'm having all of my last lessons, so it's like no more spanish lessons, no more PE lessons awww...I tried to skip pe by hiding in the showers with Monique, but sadly it failed.

Also, did you know that in a girls school, everyone is about 5% lesbian?

I guess we could all learn alot from this

Later that day

Another update.

I've taken the liberty of making myself a Crown of Confidence. As featured here. If you are unfamilliar with the term, shame on you for not watching Green Wing.
The idea is that you put it on when you are feeling rubbish, or marginally less splendid and say:
Sarah Murano, you are a Queen
You are a leader!
You are the greatest human being to ever walk the planet.

Obviously you insert your own name and change the Queen depending on your gender. It's quite fun! I think we should all make them and post them on our blogs. Mine is very pink as you can see and I am wearing it right now. I made it super big so it fits nicely and I slide it under my pony tail. I can hardly tell that it's there.

I wish I'd checked my emails last night, I got an email from Avia, who is a doll by the way, and apparently she left Ue. Her blog leaves no clues and I've emailed her back, but I don't know what's going on really...

Green Wing!

I love Green Wing so much! Mac makes a totally cute dad, I'm coming around to the idea of Holly not being totally evil, and Guy was hillarious. Also, I need Sue White's sign. NEED IT. What makes the viewing expirience even more fun is that I text Melissa in the breaks and we share televisual insights.
My spanish oral went fine, but everyone else says that theirs went fine too, so I don't know what to think. I'm now practicing for my French oral which is next Thursday.
Yesterday we had an "English Party" in English, where we just ate alot really. It wasn't too bad and I decided that our entire school is about 5% lesbian.
I sent Yasamin her birthday pressente, but I couldn't speak to her on the phone :( Also, Nevviemore got my letter, and I hope she is going to write back soon, because Melissaah is pretty busy with exams and such. Perhaps I will send her a "Have fun studying" letter...hohum.
Anyway, little left to report on except that I got some awfully cute pajamas and my mum is trying to buy my affections which I have no problem with.

How I spent my PE lesson

And the little boys hair is all blond and curly and looks suspiciously like Macs
Mac: Does he remind you of..
Holly: Yeah, and there might be a very good reason for that
Mac: You think we ought to go and have a little chat?
Holly: Ok?Mac *Bends down to look at little boy*
Mac: And you are?
Holly: McKensieMAc: Mac-ensie

Later

Caroline is in Mac's apartment lighting candles in a silk nightie. noises like someone opening the door, she sits on the pool tableMac walks in
Mac: Ah, great time
Caroline: Is it?
Holly: Oh hi, Caroline
Caroline *Runs and hides behind couch*
Holly: Nice nightie
Caroline: Thank you
Mac: We were just-
Caroline *Notices Mckensie*
Caroline: Who is this?
Holly: This is Mckensie, my son, Macs son, our son
Mac: Shit
Caroline *Starts to pick up her shoes and attempts to leave
Mac You don't have to go, I dont want you to go
Caroline: No you have to talk and I am also rather late for a dinner with my..uncle
Holly: You go to your uncle's dressed like that
Caroline: Naturally *hobbles towards the door*
Mac: *runs after her* here, take my coat (awwwwww)
Caroline: No I'll be fine
Mac: Ok, we'll talk about this tomorrow, I really dont know what to say
Caroline: That's a first
Mac: I do like the nightie
Holly: Do you have a bottle opener *holding bottle of wine*
Caroline *leaves*


Carolines flat, Guy and Caroline are playing poker, Guy is smoking a cigar and both seem drunk on hard liquor
Caroline: Right, we're playing this hand I think you're bluffing but I'm out of money so you're going to have to lend me some
Guy: I'm not lending you money
Caroline: Well what do you want? My toaster?
Guy: No
Caroline: I'll drive you to work for a week
Guy: No
Caroline, well I haven't got anything else
Guy *Apparently after some consideration A kiss?
Caroline: I fold
Guy: Your choice
Caroline: You';re bluffing
Guy: Yeah your right I am
Pause
Caroline: What kind of kiss
Guy: Just a kiss
caroline: not a snog
guy: no just a kiss
caroline *looks at cards* Ok, I'll see you for a kiss
Guy: well read these, and weep quite a lot *puts cards down*
Caroline *in shock* a full house?
Guy: that's right baby, a entirely repleat fixed abode
Caroline: fuck you weren't bluffing
guy: I never do, or do I?
Caroline:I have, three jokers
Guy: Jacks
Caroline: a four, and a hanged man
Guy: Another taro, Caro. Well hard cheese because you are now rather poor and owe me a kiss *puts down cards and moves glass of whiskey off table
Caroline *sighs* Fine get it over with *leans forward* Not a snog!
Guy: *shakes head meekly*
Caroline: A kiss. *purses lips rather tensely and leans forward*
Guy: *holds her collar and kisses her very sweetly, caroline begins to respond. Kiss ends*
Caroline: *Kisses guy*
Caroline and guy: With the makeyouty action

Can you believe Charlotte missed it so I had to type that ALL out?

Did anyone understand that?

Looking back on my post from last night I decided I should really write a better one. I can't actually remember writing that, I just remember thinking "gosh I'm tired let me write about it on my blog" and seeing as it is pretty incoherent I might as well.

What happened, was I saw this competition to win Green Wing series 1, on DVD and after entering it, my brother was like "Sarah we don't have a DVD player" so then I went on loquax to find a competition for a DVD player and ended up entering like fifty. My fingers were so sore with typing my personal details.

My spanish oral is on Thursday, but I'm feeling pretty confident about it. I am now working on my daily routine answers once I've memorised my General conversation answers I'm set! I'm not trying to revise anything else right now, because I just want to wait 'till that's over. On Thursday evening I'll have to start revising for my French oral the following thursday, and after that, I'll start revising for Pe, ICT, English Lit and Spanish because they are the exams I have before the half term. See, I might not be doing alot of revision, but I know what is what is what I know!

I haven't got much to say because I'm writing alot in my real diary...only hello to Avia and Kiwi if they read this.

Competitions

Bleh I've entered so many competitions today, maybe like fifty. The amount of times I've type my name, age, post code and answer is remarkable. I hope I win something. I bet I wont and then I will have to cry.
I called Melissah today and we had a lovely chat on the phone although she was actually out having a picnic with some people she doesn't really know and she confessed to me she hasn't seen the happy cow in months. I do like how easy it is to talk to Melissah, there are no awkward silences or nervous laughing. Infact we tend to talk over each other alot which is funny, because neither of us seem inclined to stop, and we just keep going until we become aware that it's a little silly :p Anyway, we have a lovely conversation and then I watched Green Wing again. For like, the eighth time.

Did anyone else see it!!?? I mean firstly, the whole Mac child thing does not make sense one little bit. Secondly, why must they introduce a child? Children ruin everything! Thirdly, oh my gosh does this mean Caroline is going to have slept with Guy in the next episode? Fourthly Oh my gosh what if she does???? Fifthly why is Mac fictional? Fifthly I can't really remember actually.

But Ooohhh my gosh it was a good episode! I can't wait until next weeks!

I saw the tail end of Dr Who today, it made minimal sense I am afraid but at least I got a nice view of David Tenant who is like, such a babe. Anyway, I am a little crazy, what with being half in love with Mac, and half in love with David Tennant I am awfully confused with pretty much everything and it's late and I'm babbling so yeah also, I squished some flowers in a book that I got from my garden, the flowers not the book because I got the books from my room and I don't think the flowers are dried yet though so I shan't post them until like a week later.

Tee hee hehehe

Something Different

Today, just to be different, instead of writing my blog, I'm going to put up a picture of my real diary. It's a big black book that I write in.

I had to delete this picture because it was messing up my template :(

Isn't that nice? I've got a digital camcorder for my birthday, so you'll probably be getting more pictures from time to time.

I really want to go on msn but I musn't nooo why not I can't remember why damnit!

I gots a sexy black mini skirt

Oooooone Hundreeed!

I gets no emails no more. It makes me cry in my heart.
The last four emails I gots are as follows:

I had to delete this because it was ugly.

How depressamundo are they?

Anyway.

The other day, I had a slight adventure. I was ouside with Olive in an attempt to get the worst of her moulting over outside instead of getting it off when I stroke her and either ending up with a ball of fluff in my mouth, (Go figure) or little fluff balls that float around the floor for weeks, being strangly evasive of the vaccum cleaner.
I was reading a book on the bench, which was rather pleasant when I realised that Olive was looking very pointedly above my head. I turned to see what was above my head, and I couldn't see anything, except for the fence. I turned back to point this out to my furry friend when she wiggled her bottom and I ducked, because when Olive wiggles her bottom it means she is preparing for a grand flying leap. Sure enough, she performed a grand flying leap right over my head and not quite onto the fence. She sort of reached it with her claws but not with the rest of her, and the rest of her is a significantly large mass. There was a short mad scramble but she got herself onto the fence. The problem was the fence was surrounded on my side of the garden by bushes, and had lots of obstacles in the way of just walking along it eg, THORNY PLANTS.

Olive was starting to look a little worried, so I decided I ought to rescue her. She's not really a street cat at all, I mean she's a house cat and she runs away from bees so she's nothing to boast about. I tried as I wanted but I couldn't get past the big bush infront of her current location, so I moved along a bit and tried to coax her, it woked, but I couldn't reach her. So going further along I gingerly pushed the spikey branches of a tree away and fearlessly plunged into the greenery in an attempt to rescue my dear olive. The idea was that i could get close to the fence and then move along it towards olive, but unfortunately she had other ideas and moved away from me. I considered just sitting there really still until she came close again but then I remembered the great spider clan that loved to sit in that bush. I got out of there sharpish. Once I had emerged it because rather obvious to me that Olive had gotton off the frence because I couldn't see her on it and I could hear some rather suspicious noises coming from the rose bush. I knelt down, and sure enough there was OLIVE!

I was about to crawl in and "rescue" her, when I noticed she was wiggling her bottom in a, I'm going to take a flying leap way. She was also looking at me in a "You look like a bird yum" way and then-

To do this retelling justices I must slow down time.

There I was, crouched in the grass looking for all the cats to see, a bird..(somehow) and Olive, apparently mistaking me for a bird was about to pounce on me. the second Olive moved she was shooting towards my head, to avoid her, I moved to the left, but unfortunately, she had never intended to harm me and moved to the left to avoid me. In short there was something of a collision.

And if it hurt me I hate to think what it did to her...

Journal

Well today has been just glorious.
I had a bit of a false start as I woke up rather late and heard my mother yelling up the stairs that I was a useless lazy girl, lovely. Then she and my brother left so I decided to go into the shower. Unfortunately the shower sucks, so I ended up standing in the shower cubicle pouring hot water over my head. Somehow I managed to get washed.
I ate my breakfast and read the rest of "I Capture The Castle." Mum came back with Riaz who had just passed his theory driving test and then she went out again which was fine by me. I read the last few pages of "I Capture the Castle" on the roof and returned to the house with throroughly windswept hair. It was rather a joke.
After lunch I did a whole unit of physics so I was rather pleased and then my revision for the day done I had some maths with my Tutor who only fell asleep twice and I managed to get full marks on a probablility question. Unfortunately I got near no marks on a simultaneous equation. It was one of those stupid ones where something equals x squared plus y squared and it just kills me. I then finally planted my seeds, if they are good I will find some way to take pictures of the plants. Unfortunately the patch that I have been allocated is far from being in direct sunlight but OH WELL.
After that I decided since mum was out again I would go up on the roof as I had realised I had nearly finished my journal, four pages left. I went out from my brother's bedroom window and had only been out there a while when the window slammed shut! I assumed my brother had partially closed it so that he wouldn't get a chill or whatnot so I persisted with my writing and musings and ho hummings. After I'd been out there some time (the weather was lovely, the wind a little boisterous but the sun was out and the clouds were the floaty kind) I heard the garage door open which was bad because it meant mom was home and she didn't like me being on the roof because it was too cold or something. So obviously I stopped writing and went to the window which was unfortunately closed and everyone knows you can't open windows from the outside because that would mean burglars and unfortunate little sisters would be able to get in. Weighing up my options I decided that I would be better off rescued and in trouble that frozen to the bone when Riaz finally remembered Olive wasn't the third member of the family and let me in. It's funny considering that I didn't really have any options being stranded on the roof and all.

First I tried knocking which thanks to good for nothing double glazed windows made little impression on the world. Then I looked vaguely around the roof to see if there was anyone in the vicinity that could be of aide. Oh yes I can imagine "excuse me sir, yes it's me, up here, I wondered could you go round to my house and inform my family that I am in fact stuck on the roof." I'm sure it would have gone down tremendously.

I scouted all around the roof and couldn't establish any even slightly safe way of getting off the roof without running a high risk of me being splatted on the floor. I tried knocking again and was pretty sure I could hear my brother and mother talking about me inside. Eventually, I lay on my stomach on the edge of the roof and knocked on the window of the kitchen by leaning over. May I mention that this was two metres up and there was only air between me and the cold kiss of concrete? After a moment that seemed to last for an age my brother's head appeared. I would have cried with the injustice of it all if my brother hadn't looked up and instead attributed the noise to some stupid bird that repeatedly flew into the window as if to assure itself that glass really does hurt. Luckily he didn't, and I was saved.

I went back to my room and finished the last page of my journal in peace. So I guess I ought to get a new one. After all, I've kept one for the last four years, it would be a pity to stop now.

...wait..oh yeah!!

I've suddenly got the whole "prozzy Lozzy" and "Jazzy Yazzy" thing! It took it's sweet time I must say.
Anyway, yes I had a very fun encounter in Bham town center which I hate, but I was all happy because of the aforementioned encounter. I bought four books which of course makes me so happy! I bought
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
Wendy
Happy Ever After

So I shall have things to read! hurrah!

Laura, I would call you, but in the past our telephone conversations have not gone very well :p

Funfunfunnnn

I had a very fun encounter today. Which I told Megz about on the phone. She laughed at me of course.

More on this topic later.

Dumdedum

Fricking stupid Gicksies. Revision=0.
Anyway, I am just posting a new comic, from the series I'm currently drawing. It's coloured, and most of them wont be, but it's also not as well drawn as I would have liked. As I keep drawing them they are inevitably getting better. They're very different from the traditional LASKI cartoons, but the jokes are the same sort of thing. Hope you like!

Gicksies

Ok guysiesI've got a bit of bad news....I wont be online for the Easter holiday, and I wont be updating my blog or checking my emails.

The reason for this is I have somehow completely failed to start revising for my gicksies and any net activity is going to distract me.

On that note, I am going to take a shower in the sink, because the flipping shower is all oh no I dont work so sarah has to use the flipping sink. Grackle!

And I won a lot of hair dye. I can be the five colours in her hair girl!

toodles

SEND ME A NECTERINE

That would totally be teh coolest thing ever in the history of the world.

I've got a work placement for two weeks in the summer at a retirement home, it'll be really interesting I think. y'know. Old people.

Anyway, I am feeling mas bueno as you might have noticed from the lack of "ARG HATE" in this post, but who knows what emotional turmoil tomorrow will bring? I STILL haven't done any proper revision. Infact I've just been drawing comics! Gah!

While we are on the topic of comics, basically, I like to only start posting a series when I'm working on the next one, so I'm not under stress to get a new one drawn. The current situation is that I have just finished posting my second batch, "fufillment" and I've finished drawing my third batch, "epidemic." I'm now working on the next lot, featuring my main character in a ten years later situation, reviewing her life and perhaps having some fun along the way. Guest characters will include Kat, and some fat woman who'll boss me around alot. This series looks to be quite fun to draw, as it's going to be more arty than my signature circle oblong characters. There's also going to be more backgrounds and general detail. I'm not sure if they'll have a story line, or if it'll just be several one off jokes, but we'll have to wait and see. You'll be getting them in about Mayish I should think.

Also, PLEASE READ MY COMICS! I hardly get any readers because I don't socialise enough on the forum, which for obvious reasons just wouldn't be a good idea. I know you guys have better things to do, but next time you check my blog, just click the Laski link and check out my latest cartoon. I'll really appreciate it, and if you comment I'll love you forever!

I'm currently writing my letter to Jess, and I'm going to post my letter to Melissaaah although it's a little later than I normal send them. I've been distracted.

My brother is messing around with a skateboard, he's home for the Easter holidays and has gone completely Seth Cohen on me. Funnily enough he hates the oc and doesn't watch it, but the fact remains that he is insane.


LOVESANDAPRICOTS

Just a few points...

Too distressed to write much.


Having week from hell.


Mental breakdown is imminent.


Devouring D/G fics at a shocking rate.

Number of times said "I hate Everything" today:4
Number of times thought "I hate Everything" today:15

Perhaps it is my catchphrase?

I have everything. Again

This post has been editted so that my friends can't get into my head


Rhetorical questions. Anyway, while my family in S.A have been getting on with the funeral, I've been reading fanfics. What a lovely niece I am. I read about this guy in the newspaper yesterday who is in the Labour party. He's bought a section of the amazon rainforest and so has prohibitted logging there. It is a really good idea, as it's an individual taking responsibility for ther world. Imagine if Starbucks and McDonalds and all the other big corporations did that, I bet there wouldn't be enough rainforest to go around. The rainforest provides 20% of the worlds oxygen, and 30% of it's freshwater, so it's a little worrying that it's going to dissappear some time soon. When you think about it, the earth is just like Venus, except a few hundred years behind. Venus suffers from extreme Green House Effects. It's so hot there because of it's atmosphere and no life could survive there if it wanted. The earth is so lucky, amazingly lucky to have been formed with all of the correct variables for life to exist, and yet we are polluting it. I'm polluting it right now, but that's not relevant as I'm a heartless person who cares only for herself anyway. I'm going to try and be as green as possible. I've heard that if they pu wind turbines in the North Sea they could generate enough electricity for the entire Uk, but I don't know if it's true and there are surely loads of complications.

I'm going to go and meditate, after I've done some chemistry.

Number of times I've said "I hate Everything" today:9
Number of times I've thought "I hate Everything" today:16

Gee Sea Ess Eeees!

Gah! I tried to start revising but it just doesn't work! I mean I don't have a clue what moles are, I need to get to grips with the entire previous topic in Physics, and my French and Spanish Orals are coming up soon! I really need to get some work done! This weekend I'm hoping to really gt down to it.

Funny thing actually, the shower has screwed up and now it's leaking water through the floor, only the landing so people come into our house and get a miniature rainstorm on their heads. It's rather amusing as they aren't quite sure what's going on and ignore it for ages before asking us.

Today I had a mini party, I am not sure why, my mum organised it. We played uno with really really really really small Uno cards that I thought Laura would have liked. Then we played tig in the dark because we are childish like that and afterwards we watched Gladiator (Best film ever). Everyone has just gone home and I'm not going to write too much, because I need my sleep y'all know!

I was meant to look out for Yasamin's sister, but short of going into Bham City Centre with a sign around my neck which read "Is your sister Yasamin?" I didn't really see anyway for me to have met her. And besides that I spent all day in school.

My day was mostly uneventful, Kat couldn't say Zainab, and kept saying Zaina and then Zainabust. That girl, so odd you know. I still haven't recieved a button from Joanna! And she said she would write to me and all. For the record, I am heartbroken. Good thing I have my letters from Melissaaah to sustain me.

Right now it's a little weird, my internet life that is! I don't have that many emails, and only about four people comment on my blog, Kat doesn't count, as I see her everyday :p I check webcomics and my friends blogs but apart from that there is not much! So what is the agenda for tomozzy mozzy? Lets see, I shall wake up early and eat. Then I shall go through my physics book trying to learn a bit. Once I have finished that, I shall do a couple of questions on moles, and try and revise some of the last Chemistry Unit. That will probably be all the work, as I go to work at two, and I might go out before that. I think I need to get the newspaper because I'm a little behind the news. But then again, I'll get the Sunday times, no Metro or Daily Star for me thank you!

I have finished reading one of my fics, called "On temporary Loan From Azkaban." I do believe Laura would like it, purely because it has a lot of sex in it. I personally liked the story line, but no one will believe that I'm sure. Of course, as the tradition goes, I have now begun reading a new series! Just as long, if not longer. It shall most likely take me many moons!

What else is there to say? I shall try and do some gardening tomorrow.

LAND!

You know when youre computer isn't working and you can't get onto the internet and suddenly you refresh the page for the sixth time and it suddenly comes up! And you are like "HURRAH" Well it'sn ot quite so bad when you aren't addcited to the internet. Ok, so what's going on with me?

I have to write a letter to Melissaah, which I shall do tonight. Now infact!

Here's an extract from Kat and my emails

*twirls hair between fingers* So Kat, watcha working on? Kat: I'm trying to
paint this picture for the Earl of Worchester. Sarah: Oh Worchester, what a
bore, I'm sure we could do something farrr more interesting than- Kat: JUST
SEND ME THE DAMN DOCUMENT. Sarah: *sigh* fine, I'll send it right through
*sashays away* Kat: *yells after* and pull your skirt down

*Miss Katerina sits at her desk, with her heart-rimmed glasses at the end of her nose, working on some....French, when she should be doing her ICT*
*At this very moment, her Secretary comes into the room...*
Sarah: Your highness, I have brought you some....*wide eyed* Ooh....whatcha doon? O_O
*Kat quickly covers up her french with a mountain of paper...*
Kat: Nothing. ERrm....have you got those erm...short sk- PAPERS for me, please? *smile*
Sarah: Sits on her desk...cross legged...: Why, yes...Misss Katerina...And if you're doing French...I might as well just stop by and...cool off...later. *wink*
Kat: JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PAPERS!!!!!

Yes we are rather random. It's hillarious, because I am sooo not like that. Really.

Prrrrpt

I know you guys are all waiting with baited breath to find out what I've been doing this weekend! And hasn't it been tremendous!
So here's a rundown.
Friday night my brother came home, yay! I sent my letter to Melissah on the way home from school. I spent two hours of English writing that letter so I hope she appreciates it. I find that the double english lessons we have on friday are a collosal waste of my time, and therefore put my mind to better uses. I was rather pleased, when I got home to find a parcel for me. I thought it was a parcel from either Melissah, Joanna, or even an early birthday present from my aunt. cough my birthday is on the 14th of april cough. Imagine my surprise when it turned out I'd won a competition I'd entered online and I'd won some portable ceramic straighteners! How shocking! I couldn't even remember entering the competition! And so I entered into the weekend rather on a good note. I vaguely remember my mum going out while I stayed at home and carried on with my knitting, which is going tremendously might I add.
On Saturday, I went shopping with my brother. Where we live, there are a large number of charity shops, about six. So yesterday we walked down, first we got my glasses fixed so I don't have to keep pushing them up my nose (Man is that annoying) Then we went two about five charity shops. I find it amusing that so many people hate charity shops,I mean they are essentially like ebay. I bought Gladiator the video which I heart! I LOVE THAT FILM. I also bought some wool and some knitting needles. My brother bought a shockingly small suit, because he is shockingly small and can never find suits small enough to fit him. I also bought some seeds! They are flower seeds. Two packs, one to be planted in March and one in May.
I got down to some really hardcore extreme gardening after lunch, clearing out the small patch of soil where I supposedly plant each year. Of course with the internet, I haven't done it for about two years and the patch was overridden with weeds and grass. I got rid of as much as possible and then left it, as the weather was sooo cold. I did a bit of school work and ate some brownies.
Today, I have continued a culinary adventure I was not aware I had embarked on, but nevertheless shall continue with a strong heart. I baked a wonderful chocolate cake, which went slightly wrong because I forgot to add all of the eggs. Luckily I rectified it and it tastes great!

Hello Neko Suave. How nice to make your aquaintance. And the rest of you, I hopes your curiousity has been sated.

Halloo

Today I bought some plant seeds

Owls, comics and why I hate Physics

I was debating what to call this post. There were several competitors. I was liable to call it "Kissing, Cartoons and why I hate Physics" but I knew that you give you all the wrong idea. Of course I haven't been going around kissing peoples! We all know that leads to no good. Kissing owls on the other hand?
Wait no, that's certainly giving you the wrong idea! I haven't been kissing any owls. Or any dead owls. Surely that would give me bird flu! Anyway, who would kiss a dead owl? I would. You'd have to be insane! But I can sort of see the attraction. Anyway, basically, what would you rather do, kiss a dead owl, or kiss a dead cat? Kiss a slug or a snail? Kiss a crab or a lobster. Kiss one dead owl or three? Difficult questions, I know.

Owls, I suppose the title is now partially explained. Well a second of the title is partially explained. Why, you ask, would I even think about kissing an owl, or even consider kissing a dead owl? I suppose I could always write a poem about it. I don't suppose if I ever saw a dead owl I would want to kiss it, but I do find the idea of kissing a dead cartoon owl very appealing. Readers of my comic, beware.

This leads us rather nicely into the next topic comis. I've been a bit of a comic crazy, this week I've started on my newest lot of comics, after the "expanding my horizons" batch which I am going to start posting from today, which is already finished. This one is about an epedemic. I'm not entirely sure where it'll take me, but you better believe it'll be abstract and probably end up with me waking up in bed going "It was all a dream." That truly is the cheaters way to end pretty much anything. It's quite fun though.
I have even got some ideas for the next lot of comics after this, inspied by my friend Kat, featuring psuedo versions of us as adults, working together. I shan't say anything else in case it doesn't visualise, but I think it'll be amazing if it does. I'm hoping that tomorrow, in a stroke of brilliance I will think of something to put in the current series I am working on, as I have got about half way, and don't know how to get back to base camp. It's hopefully going to work itself out, otherwise I'll have to abandon that particular strand and start from scratch.

Back to business, I really don't like physics. Kat and I have managed to syncronise our physics results. Funny really, we were trying to syncronise our periods...how odd. I have to go over the whole of the last unit because I am fair certain I didn't understand a thing. Also, I KNOW HOW TO KNIT! This makes me the queen of all things. Obviously. Knitting is teh cool.

Did you know that the river Amazon, has 2,500 different types of fish, whereas Great Britain has only 36? I am learning about the river amazong. I bought a table, and had spent all my credit texting YASAMIN and so had to walk all the way home with it under my arm. This week I have been reesablishing my friendships will Jooo, Yasamin, Megz and Lawla. I got a letter from Melissaaah today. I had better go reply to it!

Also, go read the new comic! Noooow! Hope you are all well and having fun, I must say I'm having a great time. I think I'm finally not addicted to the internet! God! It took long enough didn't it?


P.S. I made brownies. I love brownies. I ate brownies D: I shall have to make them again.

Status

I am ill/lazy/learning to realign my perceptions.

Ooh Lookie!

You might have noticed that my blog is looking rather sexy, thanks to Rob and his HTMLing skillz, I now have links and a guestbook! That's enough for me though, all this coding and stuffs makes my head hurt.
Anyway, please comment on my guestbook! I've also finally got myself a comic hoster that I can work with, I mean Jelly Creations died, and Keenspace is way confusing, so now I've got this dead duck thing, and hopefully it'll be good! You can see the next two parts of the Adventures of Super Hero Sarah there, which I hope you are enjoying.

It's always like this, I'm all, comic comic comic for a few days, and then I'm like, Com-ick?

Anyway, Erin is off the net for a week, and so will I be, as I am working at school! I'll still be drawing the comic, but I wont be putting it up till Friday. Sorry if you cannot wait that long!

Contrary to popular opinion, I am actually being a super hero. I have a cape and an "S" pinned to my top. I'm not sure if the "S" stands for Sarah, or Super, but if anyone asks I'm liable to say either!

I'm pretty pleased with the snazzing up of this blog. It's nice.

oh wait, I'm meant to be writing the bloggers manifesto!

The Bloggers Manifesto

1. You must update at least once a week
2. You must comment religiously on your fellow bloggers blogs
3. You must always be on the lookout for new bloggers to join the bloggers team
4. You must help me think of a name of the bloggers team
5 You must be in love with Draco Malfoy


That's all I can think of :)

ANNOUNCEMENT

For the next few days, I am going to be blogging by way of comic strips.

Enjoy.

Finished!

Proper update later. Comments please! Isn't Ginny gorgeous?

Dark and chaotic, slow and hypnotic, she comes into my mind

Hallo peoples! A short update, I'll update later properly, to say HI YAS. And to also show you what I'm working on. You can see this picture, well basically I am editting it amaking it look better in general. Tell me what you think!

Did some retail therapy, man that felt good!

Anyway, there is the picture, I was using water colours again. I need to add to her hair, and get my outlines and shadows a little darker so you can see them when it's scanned in. Isn't Ginny's bow cute?

*cough* There's a Hermeverus i my throat

Today I swallowed a sherbet lemon whole! Shocking!

What's the russian word, meaning to disperse?

Anyway I am on the phone to Kitty-Kat right now. It's all good.

No doubt you have noticed that picture there. It's a Hermeverus, it's crap. I tried to draw it and it failed, then I painted it and that failed! In all it's sucky! I posted it so Laura appreciates the effort I made on her behalf! Actually, I bet she wanted someone way more ranchy. Ew. Just Ew.

I need to practice my romance scenes actually, but it's sooo hard!

And not to mention embarrasing.

I'm cooking fishy fingers right now, because I am a magnificent chef doncha know?

Anyway, this isn't a long blog, but I propose that the blogging club, members Sarah, Laura, Yasamin and Rob (Did anyone tell Rob?) Should make the club official by ....doing stuff. Like Rules and mottos and stuff. Yeah.

I can't afford to be neutral on a moving train!

And Adam, Rob's blog would only upset you!