Somewhere ahead is the back of the line

Doyyeee I've got nothing to say to you kerazy chicks..and dudes. Not that dudes aren't crazy because they totally are, but they aren't really kerazy, probably because of the alliteration thing. Although now I come tot hink of it, "kerazy" and "chick" don't start with the same letter. I mean "kerazy" starts with a "k" and "chick" starts with a "c" so it's not really alliteration. It's a lie.

How shocking.

Lemmme see, what happened this week.

Well I got a 38/45 in my spanish listening test, and it was like, a practice paper, so the fact that I'm getting such high marks already is really good! I got a 33/40 in my French reading, also very good, I beat Nicola by like, 1 mark, which is good! Very good! Gooder than you know! I found out my predicted grade for PE is C...aww well, fuck that. You can't win 'em all! Well you can. But I can't. I suck at PE.
Anyway. Highlight of my week? Probably when I foudn out I got 73/75 altogether in my History Coursework. Joint highest in the year. Who rocks? *Silence* Any guesses? No one? No one has a clue who could possibly rock? Nah, me neither.

Gah, this week was all like "OMG YEARBOOK" and I was like "OMG I DON'T CARE" and the following happend.

1. I refused to get a yearbook picture taken
This lead to my friend getting all sulky.

2. I decided I would only get a yearbook picture taken if I could have a multicoloured lollypop infront of my face.
This lead to my friends being like, "Sarah..."

3. I got a boring picture taken, but editted it in photoshop so let's just say all the minor imperfections on the real thing? Not there.
What? I know I know, but my motto is, if you've got to be there, at least look good.

4. I refused to be in the class yearbook picture
This lead to me being frogmarched into the picture and FORCED to smile.

5. I refused to put my name down for the prom
This lead to my friends putting my name down WITHOUT ME KNOWING. Scandal

6. I found out that my friends put my name down and crossed it off.
This lead to the following conversation
Me: Why did you put my name down to go to the prom??
Friend: So you can go...
me: I'm not going to the prom...
friends: *in unison, like a choir* Yes you are
me: no I'm not. I'm going to stay at home and be a social outcast
friend: *avec pout* Sarah, you always do this whenever we do a whole class thing
me: Yes. because whole class things are lame
friend: *Gives me I-wish-you-would-just-grow-up-like-I-clearly-have face*
me: *stubborn face*

So I win! sort of. I'm not going to the prom. Not if they pull me kicking and screaming. I refused! I am a conciencous objector! I mean really, if the preps threw a party, would I go? No I would not! It is like..the biggest anticlimax of any girls life. What I didn't mention to my friends is that my mum said I could take some friends and have a day out, go bowling and to the cinema and eat out if I didn't want to go. Hehehe. Teehee. Ha ha hepetitis.

Gawd, there is this girl in my year called Denise, who is like...well she's debatable. Sometimes she can be cool, other times really not. She spends most of her time telling us about her boyfriends who are either.
1. using her for sex
2. UGLY
3. Using her for sex, oh wait I did that one. Uh.
3b. imaginary
So in English, there is me in the middle, writing, doing the "group" work that our lazy as a fisherman english teacher Mrs "Iamalightbulbwithchickenlegs" Parks sets for us, in an attempt to do as little as possible. Then I have Kat on one side, Denise on the other, talking about D's boyfriends. So I listened to her stories for a bit. This lesson it was about a guy who she'd been "in love with" the day before, and then it turned out that all of the "signs" which she thought meant he liked her, didn't actually, and he was a jerk. It was, dull. So after a bit, I went and talked to some actual cool people, although Denise is all like "oooh so scene." So we were chatting, and Denise actually has the ..stupidity, to ask me why I am not working. This lead to some mild swearing and unorthodox cursing, before giving her the Talk. No, not that one, the "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME" talk. Highly effective.

Funnily enough, when I went back to sit with her, she acted like nothing happend, and then wrote "Sarah rocks my sox" on my hand. How strange. She's odd, but cute. Like a puppy that keeps coming back to you. Yes. A self harming suicidal but not quite suicidal puppy.


Melissa still hasn't written back to me.
A couple of you seem to have forgotten I exist and not emailed me.

What the hell does "on a break" mean anyway?


Peach out!

Partay? Groan

Partying is all good and well, but not when you have to spend the next morning apologising to the neighbours for playing Mr Brightside so loud at 11Pm, nor is it fun to discover some pizza on one arm of the sofa. Infact, clearing up after a party, from taking the glitter gel off the floor, to removing the confetti from the chandelier, is all in all not very fun.
Partying on the other hand, is rather fun.

I'm very busy today, just taking a break from tidying up. I have to go to work at two, and am planning to have lunch before that. I'll be back by four, I have to do a maths paper, a biology poster, and a french sheet for homework. Then I want to do two units of spanish extra work, and revise for a spanish test on lost objects. After I've done all that I can relax with Anna Karenina and Dashboard Confessional.

Gawd, it's busy being a geek.

I'm thrilled by the amount of sleep I'm getting. Due to my early nights, last night I went to bed at half 11, but I was able to wake up this morning, completely rested at 9 which is shocking for me. I can stay in bed until 1 if my mum will let me.

Speaking of mums, mine is ploughing down the stairs, probably to yell at me. byee

Super Duper Fantastic Project!

Finally! My super project will be unveiled. It's a bit of an anti climax actually, but it took ages, and here it is!


Yeah...sorry about the whole not funnyness, I tried, I really did! It just didn't work out. Either way, I did try, so please comment!

Another soz boz

Very very very busy, stupid coursework and stuff, I really need to concentrate on a couple of things. I wont be able to update until probably next Saturday, but hopefully by then the super thing will be done, and I am working on it as we speak. Sort of. I'm having a party on Friday, so I'll take some picys and hopefully upload them..

Having fun listening to old but cool musack.

Finished 1984, plan to read Lolita tomozzy mozzy. Hopefully I can update some of my fics next weekend
byee
xxx

SOZBOZ

So busy. So busy so busy. Thank goodness I'm not still on ue. SO BUSY.

Drowning in work, I'm sorry that I can't update properly and I can't unveil the marvalous project that I have been working on I tell you, but I've been so busy that I haven't managed to finish it..I'm going to go to bed now and try and read 1984 (tough book) and tomorrow I have to go out.

I'm having a slight dilema about choosing a 6th form. I can choose to stay at my own school, or I can go to a private school which is better with smaller classes, not to mention I could get a russian GCSE on the side. The only problem is, I need As or A*s in my subject A Level choices, I need generally As and A*s in all my other subjects, I need to do an exam on my knowlege of my A Level choices plus maths and english and I need to interview well, and I need to pay £6000 a term to go to the private one. There's not really any point in being worried about it now. If I don't get in then all of the worrying will have been in vain. I'm just sort of trying to keep up with my work.

Tomorrow I'm going to an adult party, I've got some bubbles that don't burst, and I am going to take them which will be teh cool. I've done quite a bit, and everything is going good, but I'm a bit stressed and I can't really write it all down here.

Internet cravings are getting lower.

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Not Dead, just sleeping

Current Projects
1. Comic
2. Fic
3. Biology project
4. Pen palling
5. 1984
6. A big project you guys are going to love

What with all this to do, I shan't be updating until Saturday, but it'll be worth waiting for, I'll unveil project number 6! Be there or be a pear. Anyway, got to go, post 16 evening at my school, oh the joy.

The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret

Silly blogspot, it’s not working,s o I’m typing this in word, and I’ll upload it later with any luck!

Once again, I’m not on ue, or on msn, but I’m a bit annoyed because Blogger isn’t working, which means I cannot update! And I know everyone, including me, was eagerly awaiting my update!

Today, when I got up, I felt crap, through lack of sleep, and I also felt a little sick, so when my mum suggested I stay at home I obviously wasn’t too bothered. I went to bed, and woke up two hours later feeling wonderful. I had a nice long shower and generally felt good.

My holiday brochure arrived! I love holiday brochures; I love looking at all the places! It’s so fun! You can pretend you are lying on a beach in the Mediterranean instead of being in England, it’s a wonderful feeling. I also like cutting out the pictures and sticking them onto other things, it’s just a cheery sort of activity I enjoy.

I managed to do a large amount of homework, so I’m pretty proud of myself. I’m fed up of silly Blogger, so I’m going to do something better and I’ll update tomorrow, with my wonderful creation.

TTFN.

LATER.

Yes, this is the future, how completely shocking. It is a new and slightly scary place.

OMG, the phone has not stopped ringing today, I'm going slightly mad! It just wont stop, and everytime I end up answering and every time it's not for me. Le sigh.

I spoke to my brother last night and we decided that this weekend we might go shopping for cheap videos, which is great, and will get me out of the house. I'm having a good time today really. Look at what I've done.

1. Biology Revision
2. One Picture
3. One project
4. One comic
5. Adam's fic
6. A bit of the next chapter of my Lily/ Snape

I was particularly pleased with Adam's fic, I wrote it for this competition thing he set, and it was only a short piece. The link is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2746029/1/
It took two days for me to write, and it has no plot, and is exceedingly short. So much so that after I wrote it I felt as though I probably shouldn't have posted it, and thought it was horribly inadequte, but my lovely readers, not only my ue friends who I normally force to read things, but a few loffly people off ff.net actually reviewd it saying they liked it which really made my day. I was pleased with it as a piece of writing, but I didn't think anyone else would particularly appreciate it.

For those of you curious about my comic, I'm moving it to keenspace, so it takes a while, it might be two weeks, believe me, it's not my fault, blame keenspace! But I see this as a good thing, I mean it gives me time to get a good amount of comics done, but not posted, so that I can update reguarly. I shall post the link here once it's all up and running, and it's going to be good! Barbie will be making several guest appearances.

Soem of you might know that I like cutting magazines up, infact I thin I mentioned it above. Well today I cut some of the Style magazine I get free with the Sunday times up, and then stuck it down, sort of, and made quite a nice picture, but I don't think it'd appeal to my readers, so I shan't post it here. Suffice to say it was rather good, and a good use of my time :)

Oooh my project. Well I'm sure you've seen my puppets by now, so get ready for this. Tada! *points to picture below*

Now I know, alot of you are sitting there going, WTF? I assure you in real life it's more obvious what it is. The words on the top, yes they are words, say "The Puppet Show" and there are curtains on either side. In the middle is a picture, mainly compiled of magazine cuttouts, actually, it's from a James Villa brochure that I ordered, and then stuck down. It's a beach scenery. Below that, you have all my of my puppets so far lined up, and you might just be able to see far left Joanna and far left Yasamin. Obviously if I was using the puppets, only two or three of them could appear on "stage" at the same time, as there just isn't enough room for them. The background with the beach scene is easily removable, but as of yet, I don't have any other backgrounds, so all you'd have is cardboard..I'm planning on making a forest one :) The idea being you lean the back ground against the wall, and then put on the floor a piece of paper, on which you draw a very rough picture. For this, it would be the beach, mainly sand, a bit of sea, and draw some people on. You then use your puppets there! It sounds awful, but it's really not! I'll explain in detail another time.

So! That's how I spent most of today! The next chapter of my Lily/Snape is coming along nicely, but anyone who reads my writing religiously might have noticed that it's become a lot more descriptive, and I like to think it's gotten better. This means it takes far longer to write chapters than it used to, as I'm actually putting more emotion and thought into what I write, unlike my blog whereI just write any old crap. I'd particularly like to thank Megz for always reviewing, she's a sweetie. And Laura..hallo.

Hope you are all well

xxxxxxxLoveyoutothemoonxxxxxxxxxx

I'm missing msn, the temptation to sign in offline is very strong.

Day 1

Well hidey ho there. Check it out. I'm not on msn. I'm not on ue. I've done most of my homework. I am writing my blog.

Totally cool.

Anyway, yesterday wasn't very easy. I mean as soon as I logged off, I was like, what the hell did I just do? And I wanted to check the thread to see how ue had reacted so much! I was really really desperate. But I didn't, I turned off the computer and went to bed. All night I wanted to get up and check, but I didn't. How cool am I?

Today I had to go to the sports centre before school, trail all the way there and then all the way back. It's so sleepyfiying. Consequently I didn't pay attention in Spanish and Maths ( We did a practice paper, bleurg) and then chemistry. Urg, I feel like there is this load of information I have to somehow process into my mind, and it's too big, and I'm trying to squash it in, but when I get one corner it, the other corner pops right out and I need to start over. It's almost impossible to grasp certain concepts.

My homework is really piling up. As I didn't do anything this weekend, I have to do it now, I have done biology, and maths, because pooey mrs Davis said that I had to finish the exercise, even though I totally cannot do the whole thing, so there isn't any point anyway. I just don't get it, nor am I motivated enough to actually do it. I've just about done my spanish, and I have to do history, also for tomorrow. I should be doing it now actually. Grah. Well I suppose I speak for teenagers everywhere when I say it can wait till later.

I'm writing this blog entry super fast, so I can keep all my lovely friends updated with my life, and still have time to live it.

Yesterday, while I was sitting around feeling depressed about leaving the internet, my friend came round. Her name is Maryam, and she's french, she's super cool, and as our parents are friends they sometimes pop round. So I had just finished making these lovely puppets that you can see below. Yes, I'm a little crazy. So I printed off some pictures from ue, cut them out and stuck them on to these pieces of card. They are the coolest! If you wish to be added to the collection, just link me to a picture of you, with a good headshot in your comment.
Maryam and I actually had a good play around with them. Laura and Erin went to the beach and hung out, Laura is an alcoholic and broke the Tardis, Erin stepped on several people. I shall probably post the rules of that game once I realise what they really are, then everyone can play it. I predict it will be the thing everyone is doing. All the crazy people at least.

I'm a little tired, but I had a nap after school so I'm all weird. I also have the hiccups. *hiccups* Scandalous.

4 tasks I have set myself tonight.
1. Do Biology, maths, history homework
2. Answer Emails
3. Update blog
4. Start on Adam's fic.

I've the middle two now, but I need to do history!!! And Also, I have made no headway on the fic.

P.S. Love you all. Wish I was on msn right now. Please comment!

GTG Get Education, BBL

Said my brother as he went off to university again.


I'm so nervous. Here we go.

Budding Young Writer: Scribbling in Bathroom!

After about fifteen minutes at school, the enthusiasm of going back for a new term wears off and you realise you have another 14 weeks until the summer. That's 70 days. That's alot.