Friday, July 28, 2006

Lady Darkness

Ho hum, I've been reading this fantastic fic, called "Lady Darkness" which is very good. Laura and Megz are both reading it, but Megz is very upset by it, as Remus gets poisoned. And also there is no maraudercest, which we all know that Megz lives for.
Anyway, I haven't got much to say.
The ue meet...well I'm glad I didn't go. Suffice to say I really wouldn't have fitted in and I am rethinking the idea of meeting anyone from the internet..god I'm such a prude.
I'm also trying to tone down the way I act on the internet, and act more like myself.
Melissa, Luke and I are going to organise a totally prudish ue meet, where there is no hand holding, just hand shaking, and we all talk about the weather, while sipping non-alcohol champange. We shall have to be careful that our hands do not touch.

I'm feeling a bit.."uhmg" right now, luckily I have the Lovely Megz, the Amazing Meag and the Beautiful Jessica to talk to.

PEACE OUT DOODS

Monday, July 24, 2006

Lets do the time warp again!

Do you know, last week on the camp thing, on the last day they had a disco and everyone was doing the time warp, but I , having never seen the Rocky Horror Show, did not know how to do the time warp! Well, when I got home, I made it my mission to learn now.


It's just a jump to the left,
and a step to the riiiight
You put your hands on your hips,
and pull you knees in tiiight
And it
's the pelvic thruuuust,
that really drives you in sa ay ay ay ayne
Lets do the time warp again!
Lets do the time warp again!

Golly gee whizz is that fun! I was watching videos on Youtube and now I am almost step perfect. Last night I was doing it on webcam with Mal, it was super duper! I might even do it again tonight.

I have devised a strategy in which I eat my breakfast twice a day, once before I go to bed, and once when I wake up, thuswise making sure that I put on some weight! I know it's wonderful. I got my inspiration from the "Drop a Jeans Size" thing, and I figure that if I twisted it around, it should help me to gain a jean size. I also need to exercise, then stop, to get some fat on my legs. I am starting to like my strangely thin and long arms. They are very adolescent.

When we were on the camp, they kept giving us Capri-Sonne, which I normally write caprisun, and the e-numbers kept us awake. Now that we are having to live without the e numbers we are finding it alot harder than we at first supposed. Hirah feels reallllly tired without her like *grabs Capri-Sonne and looks at back* anti oxidant ascorbic acid. Yep, she loves the stuff.

Funnily enough, I've added Kai to my msn, with Hirah and we keep talking to each other. It's really bizzare, because last week he hardly said a word, until the end, when he kept going on about Nanomangoes. Which will eventually kill him.

I've been mainly relaxing, chilling out and all that Jazz. My friend Blair asked me to write her a new story, so I'm doing that althought I havent' gotten very far. Writing is hard. My brother wanted me to write him a fanfiction in which the last horcrux is in a crane machine at a fun fair and Harry has to try and get it out while pretending he is just playing, so Snape doesn't notice. I have not written it. It is too hard.

That's a picture of Hirah, Candy and Anita. Hirah is obviously on the left, Anita on the right, Candy in the middle. We didn't talk to Anita that much, she was a bit shallow, but Hirah, Candy and I were always hanging out together, except at breakfast and dinner because those two were always late.

We had a barbequeue today, in South Africa they call them Bries. Anyway, it was yummy.

I am magical, I think. It's just an obvious fact that I didn't realise until now.

Urg I feel a bit sick. I think I'm going to sleep and I'm going to skip my extra meal.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Nanomangoes

I had a fricking awesome time at Summer Camp, I never realised how awesome they were! Surprisingly three other people from my school were there and none of us had mentioned it to the others. I made friends with Hirah, who is just like me, and Kai who was really weird and liked Nanomangoes. And then I made fun of alot of stupid people.

Everyone should go to summer camp!

Ok, here's a story for you, so there is a girl, and she's babysitting these two kids. She puts the kids to bed and goes downstairs to watch tv. After about ten minute the phone rings and she picks it up, on the other line there is a man singing, "Bits and pieces, better check the children, better check the children, bits and pieces." The girl slams down the phone and runs upstairs to check the children, but when she gets there, they're gone!



The end.

Shittest story ever isn't it? Hirah and I found it hillarious and had great fun singing it around campus.


Oh really? YAH REALLY! No way? WAY! We kept screaming those, everyone thought we were mad.

There was this guy called Asad who spent his time resizing pictures and staring at kiera knightley's chest, and I kept being mean to him. This one time I said osmething mean to him, and Hirah was like "Maybe you really like him," and I was all "Oh am I that transparent? I want him I need him oh baby oh baby," and everyone took me seriously!

It was Teh fun.

Superman returns is awesome, so awesome I almost downloaded it from the internet. Spiderman three looks really random. My mum is in Dubaiiiiiiii.

i prefer pi

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Dwayton Manor

Had thrilling time at Dwayton Manor, went on:

Sombrero..I didn't really understand why was called that, I mean I got that it was a load of sombreros spinning around..but why? It was a little slow, but calming!

Pandemonium! SHOCKING http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Pandemonium.aspx I was like "Oh lets go on the front" and I was sooo scared! I mean I loved it, but totally terrified

The Flying Dutchman! I love this ride, it's like, boats that just go up in the air, very calming after the scary ride before.

G-Force, I vaguely remember it being scary, but the wait was too long, and it was too short to really appreciate it. I think I was thinking "oh my god I'm going to die" or something along those lines.

Black Revolver, again, what is with the name? It's like the waltzer in the dark, which leaves you with the impression of spinning, flashing lights and sore hips. Very very fun. I think we went on twice.

Splash Canyon, I didn't get too wet, but it was fun to do with your friends and a nice break in between the terrifying rides.

Maelstrom was my favourite ride, it's like a huge arm that swings you from side to side, really fast. I again, was worried that I would die, but I kept my eyes open for most of it! Honest!

I went on the Buffalo thing, which is a rollercoaster for children, but I surprisingly, perhaps enjoyed it very much.

The Cable Cars! We went on these at the end of the day and it was relaxing to look at the park.

THE END

Monday, July 10, 2006

Don't ask! It'll ruin the magic!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just Sarah! She's posting again?

Don't tell me, you've all just died, just died, dropped dead with the pain of not being able to read my blog at least once a week. I am sorry dear friends, I did not think that it would end like this. I thought we would all be alive, I thought, I thought, oh I'm just so sorry.

I have been away for two weeks in South Africa, visiting my family, and I thought Iw as going to do a really long post, with pictures and videos but I can't really be arsed. That's why I haven't posted until now, because I thought I was going to do a really interesting post, but just haven't gotten around to it.

A bit of an update in my life then.

Here is a video of Girls Gone Wild to delight and inform

On Wednesday, I went to Cadbury's world with my friends. Cadbury's world is where they make Cadbury's Dairy Milk, it cost us £7.60 and they gave us alot of free chocolate. Unfortunately, by the end of it I didn't want to ever see any chocolate ever again, and didn't even eat the free bars they gave. I only met my friends at the trainstation because I was under the impression that we were all going to have some kind of lesbian orgy, but I decided to stay and go to Cadbury's world, because surely orgies and chocolate are at least on par with each other. It was a very fun day, but my "friends" kept tickling me which caused me to cry out at one point, "Stop it, my kidney's have rights!" They took no notice of me. Rachel brought her french penfriend Helene, who is nice, but I get the feeling she thought that we were completely loco.

This Wednesday we are hoping to go to Drayton Manor, which is a nearby theme park. It should cost £15 each which is pretty good and I am tres excited. Olive is also excited because I will not bother her for an entire day. I desperately want to see Pirates of the Carribean 2, but I haven't organised it yet.

Next week I am going for a university thing, where I hang out at Birmingham Uni for a week and they smile benignly at me.

Kat has gone on holiday to Ukraine, to see her family and will be there for five weeks, so I might be on the internet a bit more, Megz introduced me to a really good fic, which I quickly realised was H/D, but was actually quite good. There was also a really good Ginny/Tom on it which was Neato.

I read Bridget Jones' Diary yesterday, and it was alot better than I had previously thought it would be, don't you know. I got it from the charity shop I work at for about 50p, so it was worthwhile.

I love youtube it is awesome! I have been watching Love Hina, and when I am finished, I am going to watch Negima, and then I am going to ask Matt to recommend something.

Recently I've been doing alot of gardening. The seeds that I sew in March are now growing nicely, but for some reason, when I was planting them, I planted three types, one in one area, and then two right on top of each other. I've been moving the ones that I put in one area around a bit, but I can't do anything with the ones on top of each other... I've called them Jessica, after Nevermore, because..actualyl I can't remember, but I called them Jessicas and that is that.

When I was at the airport, it was about 5.30 British time, I hadn't eaten in the past twelve hours, and I hadn't slept in the past 24, and the Charles de Gaulle Airport thought it was bloody hillarious to not let me on my flight, and then give me a flight three hours later, and then delay that flight by three hours, so everytime I fell utterly pissed off and wanted to scream "WHY ME" I kept thinking, don't ask, it'll ruin the magic, or something to that effect. I can't remember too well actually, nor anything that happend all day, I was so exhausted and hungry and people kept looking at my bag and going "pica!!" like they were so clever because they were the first people to say it to me..

I met alot of interesting people at various airports, but I spent the majority of my time either trying to sleep or talking to Picachu. Funnily enough, people didn't really seem to want to talk to me after they'd seen me talking to him. I suspect they were just jealous. On the right is a picture of Picachu, just chillin' in one of my cousins houses.

Also, all of my images are hosted by Putfile.

Shoutouts to..I don't know right now, but can I say, there are about seven of us who all have blogs, interesting blogs at that, I think we should make a club or something..or the rest of you should join the Duckie, Dobbie and Sarah Club that is around, because it is cool you know!