This totally is accurate

Stubbornability

Today, I repotted my Azelea which was still sulking, in the garden where it can hopefully have a jolly good time. I also adopted a small pine-like tree as my bonsai tree. It's very small. but it seems to be like that because it's in such a small pot, not because it's a bonsai tree. Is that cheating?

Mum spent a good hour and a bit calling Olive while she sat on the step and Olive lounged a few metres away. Mum was insistent that if she just varied her tone, or continued for long enough, Olive would heed her. It was not to be. I can't believe my mum has so much time on her hands.

school is ova

I love study leave. It gives me so much time to do nothing. No troublesome school to get in the way of utter nothingness.

(23:06:31) Minal: yes... im dropping out of school and not turning up to all my exams just because u told me to do something
(23:06:48) SarahPuffles: minal
(23:06:51) SarahPuffles: you can't drop out of school
(23:06:54) SarahPuffles: school is over.. remember..

Study Leave= Extended Internet Time

I was sitting, after watching the entire first season of Black Books, the extras, the outtakes, and the first episode with commentary, and I realised that oh my god I am a loser.

A buffer is a weak acid and it's salt. It opposes small changes in pH. If you drink acid, you die. That last bit I didn't learn from a textbook, it's just common sense.